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Aww, how cute. You actually think you stand a chance

Not much time to work with today, folks. Sorry about that, but it means this post needs more filler than Taco Bell's ground beef. After finishing up here, I recommend reading this post at The Basketball Jones to see how your knowledge stacks up against NBA bloggers. (For the record, I would have done terrible if I had been involved in this quiz, except I would have totally nailed the Kosta Koufos part of one of the questions.)

Worst of the Night in Pictures:

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"LaLa! Where did you get those shoes? They could make me look almost 5'4"!"


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Doc Rivers in the background: "Is someone gonna scoop up this mess, or do we just have to play around it?"


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"...what are you doin', KG?"


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They're just like one big happy family!


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Looks like Big Baby needs a big diaper


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Jeez, did Courtney Lee stab Blake Griffin on his way to the hoop or something? If so, is that a Flagrant 1 or 2?


Nationally Televised Games:
Magic at Heat, TNT, 8pm: The Heat are only 13-14 against teams that are .500 or better. The last time team they beat with a winning record? The Magic. (You may remember that as LeBron's 51 point game.) And now both teams are hitting tough stretches of their schedules, playing against likely playoff teams. So I'm looking forward to a high-intensity game tonight that will feel a bit like a playoff game. Looking forward to that exciting play, and an even-more-animated-than-usual Stan Van Gundy.

Nuggets at Jazz, TNT, 10:30pm: TNT exec: "Quick! Destroy all those 'Deron vs. Carmelo' promos!"

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25 Comments:
Blogger Will said...
Basketbawful, that is very noble of you to stand up for chris' team like that.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Definitely looking forward for Lebron chocking when crunch time arrives. Also looking forward to seeing Dwight Howard receive his 16th technical. He'll be suspended for one game right?

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Gotta love the Carter picture.

Anonymous Aaron said...
Reggie Miller on TNT: "Eric Damiper playing HUGE for the Miami Heat." wow...

Anonymous The Nightbringer said...
Miami missed TWO three-point attempts in the last possession to force overtime.

I only caught the 4th quarter, but seems it was an amazing comeback for Orlando.

wv: pubbl

Probably what the Heat and fans feel like right now.

Anonymous Aaron said...
I love how Bosh is the go-to person to shoot the 3 to try to tie the game for the Heat.

Blogger Paul said...
@Aaron,
Well, considering how Wade, Bosh and King Crab crapped all over the place, yeah Dampier was HUGE lol

BTW, it was really painful watching James posting up on that last possession.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
The 'Heatles' totally squandered that 24 point lead, Lebron missed another game tying shot...all is well.

Anonymous kazam92 said...
Words can't explain my anger. Please roast away. LeBron is a spineless, unclutch egomaniac. Wade's best years are clearly behind him. Bosh is soft. The role players are a bunch of Vag Carter level pussies. Spo uses his same tired rhetoric. Wish he would go spend more time with his kids soon

Anonymous The Other Chris said...
Someone should probably point out to Miami that an NBA basketball lasts four quarters, not two and a half.

Anonymous EuroGuy said...
One of the more bawful moments in Miami:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-JgAOrAQDc

WOTN was maybe Spoelstra putting Bibby in the game in the 3rd quarter, just as the Magic had gathered momentum in their 40-9 run. Bibby is just not your guy to stop a juggernaut... or anything else.

Blogger Rogue said...
So I think this Miami loss can be the Bawful game of the year. 40-9 run against super friends of South Beach, Epic fail by LeDouche and Christina Bosh.

Blogger senormedia said...
James for the win..YE...

er, no.

har.

Blogger tonious35 said...
Another fine performance by Ty Lawson on Thursday night on TNT.

Every point, assist, rebound, steal, etc. scored by Ty Lawson will equate to a pound of flaming bag of sh#t that will be tossed at David Kahn's door. Enjoy the 2013 1st round pick you traded for him, retard.

Blogger snafu said...
WOOO! Last minute Bawful by AK-47 hahahaha.

Oh and here's a tremendous .gif of LeChoke throwing the ball off of Bosh's face.

Anonymous Stockton said...
Man, some serious home cooking in SLC... that call at 1.41 to go was... uau...

AK deserves the "worst play in clutch" award...

Anonymous Stockton said...
Not that I WANT to defend AK, but it's hard to dunk when you have 18M weighting in your pockets...

Anonymous kono said...
@snafu

gif is bi-winner!

Blogger 80's NBA said...
It looks like the Can't-Take-The-Heat are now 5-12 in games decided by 5 points or less.

People are still picking this team to get to the Finals. Now that's amazing!

Blogger draftaraujo said...
Hah

http://twitpic.com/45w6bi

Anonymous Barry said...
The Heat had like 4 shots to tie the game it seemed.....either some luck or just not-so-good defense?

That gif is gold. And I don't even mind Bosh.

Anonymous Barry said...
Also gold: this Lebron James' Ego tweet:

TO ALL GMS: CHRIS BOSH WOULD LIKE TO BE TRADED. DONT WORRY BOUT THE DEADLINE PASSING - HE'S READY TO GO. INTERESTED? HIT UP MY PAGER.

Anonymous waylander said...
@snafu

I love how when Bosh ACTUALLY gets hit in the face he flinches and plays on, but Boozer's airbow put him 6 feet under.

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Anonymous Aaron said...
Ok...teams basically want Lebron to be shooting the last shot nowadays. So is Lebron more clutch than Kobe?

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