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Maloofs? More like Aloofs! (rimshot)

Here's an absolute must-watch video: A Mike Bibby Wizards Generals Retrospective.

Best new Tumblr page? Sad Perk. Case in point:

Worst of the Night in Pictures:

Not sure why, but Thibodeau's expression here is creeping me out

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...Though not as much as this expression

Nationally Televised Games:
Knicks at Magic, NBA TV, 7pm: Funny what a difference trades can make. A month ago, this game is beyond irrelevant. Now it's relevant enough to be on national TV! Well, at least an optionally available channel if you get the right package from your cable/satellite provider. Assuming that provider even offers the channel. So, uh, that's nice. (Damn you, NBA-TV-having people.)

All The Other Games:
Warriors at Pacers, 7pm: That OT defeat versus the Suns marked the fourth loss in six games. Can we go ahead and call the death of the dead coach bounce?

Mavericks at 76ers, 7pm: According to Wojnarowski: "Agent Bob Myers tells Y! that clients T.J. Ford (Pacers) and Jason Kapono (Sixers) are 'both unlikely to be bought out.' Midnight deadline." How unfortunate. Kapono's Null-Star status should have gotten him a ticket to a better organization, right?

Also, Deadspin just posted this recreation of Mark Cuban's Twitter slap fight with Buzz Bissinger. Stunning.

Hornets at Craptors, 7pm: Meanwhile, we all have sort of accepted that the Hornets are fool's gold. That being said, ladies and gentlemen, the Toronto Craptors!

Pistons at Bucks, 8pm: Is anyone else as compelled by the absolutely ridiculous John Kuester saga in Detroit? We keep hearing these little tidbits, such as Rip Hamilton violently berating him in front of teammates, but there's no validation or proof of any claims either side is making. I anxiously await further developments because it seems like anything could happen next.

Lakers at Timberwolves, 8pm: The last game before Kevin Love's epic double-double streak? Against the Lakers. Revenge game time? (Not that it really matters for the final score, but moral victories, folks. Moral victories.)

Spurs at Grizzlies, 8pm: With Tony Parker on the shelf for a couple weeks, things could get interesting. Memphis is one of those up-and-down, unpredictable teams, and they're on one of their stretches of "we're good enough to make the playoffs!" basketball. Of course that's capable of switching to "we're the friggin' Grizzlies? Ughhhhhhhh!" at any point in time.

Rockets at Frail Blazers, 10pm: Did you know the Rockets have won five straight road games? Where the hell did they come from?

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Anonymous laddder said...
the whole white don't watch because black play is sooo dumb.

white ppl get xbox instead of ps3 cuz its white? i mean fuck the quality right?

Anonymous Anonymous said...
So what does it mean when my ps3 and xbox are both black and my wii is red?
Is that an infection of some kind? I better have that looked at.....maybe get some cream.
I also drink green gatorade, so I obviously like martin cock.

Blogger matt said...
so apparently someone's been taking the whole "Coach of the Year: Doug Collins" thing seriously. check it:

My @NBA coach of the year-Doug Collins. He's done an amazing job with a great group of young talent.!/MagicJohnson/status/42753682302967809

my goodness that's bawful.

Blogger KHayes666 said...
Spurs/Grizzlies should be a good one.

Ladder...I don't care if he's striped, polka dot or plaid. Boston selects Chuck Cooper of Duquesne

Blogger stephanie g said...
Boston acquiring Troy Murphy? My condolences. If he isn't hitting pull up 3s in transition he is a millstone around your team's neck. One of the worst defenders you'll ever see. Classic subtraction by addition. Not even KG's primal yell will whip him into shape.

Blogger stephanie g said...
The Onion has been on fire with basketball stuff lately. Here's the latest video:,19331/

Anonymous The Other Chris said...
Hahahaha the Hornets lost to my beloved Craptosaurs. Jose Calderon performing some serious alchemy on the fools' goldsters.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Jason Kidd with a "JK 3/2" last night:

13, 13 and 10

Anonymous The Nightbringer said...
Missed the Laker game AND the Knicks/Magic due to school. Any noteworthy bawfulness?

Blogger Ryan said...
Word on the street (?) is that Chris Wilcox is demanding a trade immediately.

Reason why no one has heard about this apparent plea is because Chris Wilcox blows.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I was wondering if this video could get a mention in a WOTN or something, because I can't think of anything worse than quoting the Cancer.

Blogger winnetou said...
Well, there was that Turkoglu ejection when he received his second technical foul... while sitting on the bench.

Anonymous OneZero said...
this is Thibodeau

Blogger Rogue said...
@ stephanie g , that Onion clip is pure gold. Someone with twitter forward it to Bosh, some how. It is simply genius . I love Onion. lol

Blogger Wormboy said...
Wow, the Maloofs are ugly men.

Doesn't the middle one look like a shaved John Rhys-Davies? I'm expecting "you are named after the dog?" or "never toss a dwarf."

Blogger Henchman #2 said...
An at least one level, I was hoping Murphy would go somewhere else so we could get Powe back.

Blogger Dick Sullivan said...
Does this mean Buzz Bissinger gets paid more than I do to write? I'm going to puke.

Blogger Dick Sullivan said...
Also, this might qualify as an unintentionally dirty quote from Nowitzki regarding Terry's performance last night:

"He showed us the whole package tonight. It was fun to watch."

Anonymous Arouet said...
Cuban actually had cause in this one. Bissinger was presenting arguments that were used by every racist columnist in the late 70s to bash the NBA because it was "too black."

Blogger gregsgourmet said...
More like Magoofs

Blogger elbow > face said...
That Perk pic makes me sad too, poor bastard.

The Bosh vid is solid gold! Thanks for that one and go Onion!

I know it's a bias but I am a Mavs fan and I enjoy Cubes antics so f*** Bissinger and racist idiots in general.

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