No, it is not awesome, baby. Go to hell, Dick Vitale.BREAKING NEWS: Brian Scalabrine is going to rock a spray tan.
They said it couldn’t be done and the fans of the Boston Celtics proved them wrong. When online voting stated for the NBA All-Star Game, Toucher & Rich from 98.5 The Sports Hub, made a deal with Celtics center and token white boy, Brian Scalabrine, that if he received 250K votes – he would get a spray tan.
Toucher and Rich announced this morning that they finally got in touch with NBA, the King of the NBA actually, to see how many votes he did received. They were pleased to announced, that Brian Scalabrine received 250, 008 votes and February 25th, he’ll be debuting his new spray tan. For those of you who want to program their DVR’s and record the game, it’s on TNT @ 8pm and the Celtics will be taking on Lebron, Shaq and the rest of the Cleveland Cavaliers. I wonder if anyone will watch it?
Excuse me while I go mark my calendar.
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Okay, I'm back. It's TNT night on Bawful After Dark. Both LA teams are in action tonight in our only two NBA games of the night. It'd be fun to see a list of what "celebrities" show up at each game. I'd take my guesses at who attends the Clippers game, but I don't want you to get in trouble with your boss/wife/girlfriend for Googling the names and seeing naked pictures everywhere. Hey, I'm just trying to look out for my fellow guys. We cool? Yeah, we cool.
(Wait a second, Kim Kardashian has shown up at Lakers games before? And she's not even technically a porn star? Damn. That just killed my last joke. Nevermind.)
Worst of the Night in Pictures:
Man love
Awkward man love
"You're doing it wrong" man love
Andrei Kirilenko is one ugly dude. That is all.
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
Stan Van Gundy professes his love for Subway's $5 footlongs(No, really, he wants five of them)
EXTREME CLOSEUP!!
The last person I saw use this expression was the "two weeks" woman in Total Recall 
Nationally Televised Games:
Lakers at Crabs: Kobe versus LeBron in prime time on the East coast? In a possible revenge game after the Christmas Day beatdown full of flying foam fingers? David Stern's already throwing out old business cards and stuff to make room in his wallet, 'cause this game is money.
Clippers at Nuggets: LA's Other Team on national TV? David Stern is cleaning out his toilet to make room, 'cause this game is shit. (Actually, serious revenge game possibilities here as well: the Nuggets lost to the Clippers the last time they played, and that's certain to rile up some anger in anybody)
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Anyways, All-Star voting is revealed tonight, rumor has it that Nash edged McGrady fucking whew.
Pretty smart to sell high on him now. If you wait until you have John Wall, you will get nothing in return for Harris because teams know you're just trying to dump him.
Last time I was at Mardi Gras, me, BadDave, Statbuster and another buddy recovered from a hangover while watching Total Recall. We were saying "TTTTTTTTWWWWOOOOO...WWWEEEEEEKKKSS!!" the rest of...well...the year.
The Lakers inquired about Harris. That's it. I doubt the Nets are going to give Harris away for whatever the Lakers might be offering.
Dear. God. Why?
Lakers have got a glut of guards already + a bunch of forwards who think they should dribble up the court/lead fast breaks (looking at you Odom & Gasol).
Also, Iverson an all-star starter? This season?! Come on...
-BJ