Sunday, November 09, 2008

toward suck differential. But it should.

suck differential (suhk dif'-uh-rehn-shul) noun. A descriptor similar to the trillion that not only describes a player's statistical insignificance, but also quantifies the player's net negative effect for their team. Can be abbreviated as "suck."

Usage example: In Wednesday's Bobcats-Knicks game, Nazr Mohammed's +1 suck differential was upstaged by Malik Rose's +2 suck. How much money do they make again?

Word history: The term was coined and defined by basketbawful reader AnacondaHL in the comments section of a recent Worst of the Night post. AnacondaHL wrote most of this post. However, I did make the following change: A one trillion is still awarded only if a player has zeroes in all categories. Thus a suck differential score has some attributes that are similar to the trillion, only they have racked up some stats...all of which are negative.

Word details: In order to obtain the suck differential descriptor, a player must first earn a trillion in the standard "positive" categories: (0 points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks, FGM, 3PTM, FTM). In addition, each FGA, FTA, TOV, and PF increases the suck differential by +1. (Hence, a standard trillion has a suck differential of +0).

Note that +/- points differential is distinctly NOT used in the suck differential. We can't have better teammates covering for sucky teammates now, can we?

One problem with suck differential is that each suck category is given equal weight. Does 2 missed free throws equal 2 turnovers on the suck scale? What if one personal foul was intentional for clock management? A more complex formula could attempt to describe "team points/possessions lost because of what you did", and could adjust FGA by +2 (+3 for missed 3PTA), TOV's by +1.1, etc.

But quite frankly, if your only opportunity to make a game and statistical impact was two free throws and you miss both, you deserve the +2 to your suck differential. And if your only job in the game was to be used for your personal fouls, that's a pretty solid +1 earned.

Making this post created even more questions in my head. What was the largest single game suck differential last year? Who leads the league with the highest suck-to--minutes played ratio? Could suck differential, applied properly to +/-, actually make a meaningful stat independent of teammate performance? Let's get 82games.com on this pronto.
Dominic McGuire against the Magic last night: thirteen trillion with a +2 suck differential. And that's assuming we use a standard formula where turnovers don't count for more than the other suck stats. Beat THAT.

Eric said...
This may not beat McGuire last night, but Ike Digou had a pretty bad game. He finished with 4 minutes and 2 PFs and one TO for a suck differential of 3.

Eric said...
The Raptors may not have set a suck differential record today, but they sure were turrrible. Joey Graham finished with a 6 trillion and Hassan Adams had a 1 trillion (actually a Mario too as he only played 35 seconds!). Additionally, Kris Humprhies finished with a suck differential of 2 in 1 minute(!) and Roko Ukic had a suck differential of 1 in 1 minute of PT. So those four Raptors combined for a 7 trillion, a Mario and a +3 on the suck differential scale.

On the other side things of Alexis Ajinca finished with a suck differential of 2 in 5 minutes for Charlotte. Also, I nominate the Bobcats for worst of the weekend as they managed to lose by 10 despite the fact that 1/3 of Toronto's roster made a negative contribution. They also only managed 12 points in the 4th while playing at home!

m. Alana said...
A worthy addition to the list. And very appropriate for basketbawful, since it's sort of the PER of players too terrible to have anyone paying attention to their PER.

WV: mistrynt. Sounds like it could be a word-of-the-day, whatever it means.

JJ said...
no post about this graham dude from the raptors, who got absolutely destroyed volleyball-style by our hero, super mario west?

lordhenry said...
Now that the Sith Lord Darth Mamba has succeeded in his first mission of earning the confidence of the jedi knights, Emperor P.J. has decreed that now is the time to strike down the other jedi before they are ready. Lord Mamba has learned all of their weaknesses during the "olympic mission" and now is using them to strike the jedi down one by one. First, jedi master Manu was defeated, and then his padawan, Tony Parker, went down as well. Darth Mamba also instructed his evil apprentice Andrew, to strike down the chosen one, Greg, before he became too powerful and could threaten their plans. It may only be a matter of time before the jedi are all extinct.....

wilhelm said...
^ In that same game, Mr. Brian Cook got a prefect 3 trillion haha.

Awesome word-of-the-day by the way.

cru03thik said...
hollinger should add this to his collection basketball formulas.. And this will top to be the most accurate

Michael said...
The rim must have really worked on its defensive ability in the off season.

I saw Carmelo blow an open dunk against the Grizzlies early on, just a couple of possessions after someone else on the Nuggets (can't recall who) was also denied by the rim. And this Houston game is just starting, so who knows what Yao's gonna do.

I swear I've never seen this many blown dunks in a season before, and we're only a couple of games in. What is going on?

Drake said...
I'm not feeling 'suck differential', at least in relation to 'trillion'.

It's not a bad way to show how much a player did suck in his few minutes of lacktion. But you can't call the player's line a trillion anymore, because there are no longer zeroes-only after the guy's minutes-played.

Matt said...

Dominic McGuire against the Magic last night: thirteen trillion with a +2 suck differential. And that's assuming we use a standard formula where turnovers don't count for more than the other suck stats. Beat THAT.

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WOW. That's all I can say. WOW. THIRTEEN TRILLION? How do you even manage to suck that much...

Barry said...
I was watching the Mavs lose to the Clippers (can I get a "huh? the Clippers?")and I was amazed by the ease the Clippers turn over the ball. 18 may not sound that high (I haven't followed the NBA for an awful long time to have any reference point) but it was just plain awful - it's a miracle that the Mavs didn't capitalize most of the time.

Also Luke Walton (two trillion) and Marko Jaric ( four trillion)? Bill Walker (one trillion)? Damien Wilkins (a Mario)?

I swear they'll do anything to get a mention on your site Bawful.

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