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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Well...Boston was a nice place...

I was a little, shall we say, confused by a statement LeBron made in the preview for tonight's Cavs-Celtics game: "I know I've improved five times than I was in Game 7 of the Boston series."

Forget the clumsy sentence structure -- the kid didn't go to college, after all -- and let's concentrate on the math instead. Five times better than this game, LeBron? Really?! Well I, for one, cannot wait to watch King James drop a 225-point, 25-rebound, 30-assist bomb on the greater Boston area. (I do mean a metaphorical bomb, by the way.) Still, I can't help but wonder how LeBron could have possibly gotten so much better during the offseason. Especially since he couldn't even win a game of HORSE against a 26-year-old warehouse worker during that time.

Tomorrow: Worst of the Night returns!

Labels: atomic explosions, Lebron James, megalomania, quotes

12 Comments:

Shrugz said...

he already knows about the law of diminishing returns!! he's SMART!! LOL

10/28/2008 3:20 PM

Anonymous said...

It'd probably be better if he improved his free throw shooting by about 10%. Seventy is not enough Lebron. When a 15 year-old girl can hit free throws better than you, it ain't good.

10/28/2008 4:30 PM

Anonymous said...

haha as soon as saw that news I knew it was going to appear on this website soon. Let's see if he still clank his free throws on the opening night..

10/28/2008 5:16 PM

Trevor said...

Move over Wilt Chamberlain, LeBron is about to destroy your record...

10/28/2008 5:21 PM

Anonymous said...

I think we should cut him some slack. We thought he just like to talk in 3rd person, but apparently there are four more of him that he is going to unleash. That wouldn't be a bad starting five (although somehow I don't think that would have very good team chemistry.)

10/28/2008 5:36 PM

Anonymous said...

no he means he's gonna unleash a chaos dunk

10/28/2008 5:59 PM

Anonymous said...

Ruben - yeah. Assists would go way down. I wonder if a team every played the same starting 5 for all 48 minutes of all 82 games. Hunh.

10/28/2008 6:42 PM

JHaas said...

I just saw the ring ceremony and the only way there could have been more man-love is if they paired up and exchanged rings. Which, by the way, would be a great symbolic statement by the NBA, especially in light of the likes of Tim Hardaway.

10/28/2008 7:48 PM

Anonymous said...

Breaking News: Boston has been completely destroyed by what appears to be a Chaos Dunk! The suspected perpetrator, Lebron James, is still at large...Charles Barkley had no comment at the time of this broadcast.

10/28/2008 11:01 PM

Anonymous said...

Did my eyes deceive me or did James get a traveling violation last night?

10/29/2008 7:19 AM

Anonymous said...

^^^i didnt even have to watch the game to know that was going to happen

10/29/2008 10:21 AM

Barry said...

Yeah, but usually they let it go under the guise of 'superstar call'...they actually called it.

10/29/2008 12:18 PM