Finally the secret is out.

Here we at Basketbawful thought we were the ones deftly mocking the ignorance and ineptitude of many NBA basketball players. We thought in the grand scheme of things that even though we do not possess the athletic talent to play in the NBA, at the very least we can cling to our higher intellect, our superior ability to analyze and satirize.

Oh, how we have been played.

Now, our worst fears have been realized. It's all part of the endless PR campaign, the relentless effort of those in the public eye to remain relevant and hang on to our attention. Oh, how easily we were lured into the trap.

Who would have thought that such seemingly directionless people like Allen Iverson and Stephon Marbury were so savvy and manipulative?

I'll bet you Tiger Woods isn't even really screwing anyone on the side. God, that's why he's the best.

What suckers we are.

Labels: Allen Iverson, rant, Stephon Marbury, writer