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"Damn Maggette, your breath is funky! Ever heard of Listerine?"

Attention Bawfulites! This Joe Posnanski blog post about the Cleveland Cavaliers Cadavers is required reading: Losing As Destiny.

The Mavs are at it again. This time, we are treated to Tyson Chandler Punch-Out:


Body blow! Body blow!


Worst of the Night in Pictures:

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Only one thing comes to mind: that one sound from The Price is Right


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Pacers fans are a never-ending source of entertainment


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Speaking of the Pacers, here's their new head coach, Frank Vogel. I can see we're gonna have fun with this guy


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LeBron, now with karate chop action!


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Back off, Sean Combs Puffy Daddy P. Diddy. You haven't been relevant in a decade


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Elbow stinger to the crotch = best way to freeze your defender, apparently


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"Oh, sorry. You weren't drinking that, were you?"


All The Games:
Wizards Generals at Hornets, 8pm: Twenty four road game losses to start the season. The Generals have now secured at least the third worst start away from home. In hindsight, perhaps having Red Klotz take over the team was a bad idea.

Spurs at Frail Blazers, 10pm: Speaking of playing on the road, it's time for the Spurs' annual Rodeo Trip. Nine consecutive road games while the rodeo takes over the AT&T Center. They tend to use their rodeo trip to work on problems and get set for the stretch run to the playoffs. So what a better way to start than a slowdown, defensive grindout against the Blazers? I don't really have a joke here -- I am just interested to see how the Spurs respond to this particular game.

Celtics at Kings, 10pm: Intriguing matchup. Both of these teams have taken down the mighty Lakers recently! (Of course I'm being facetious and fully expect the Purple Paupers to revert back to the mean and resume their usual sucky ways)

Rockets at Lakers, 10:30pm: STOP THE PRESSES! According to ESPN, "Sore knee keeps Andrew Bynum out of Lakers' practice." Of course it does. Whomever had "before February" in their "Bynum Jacks up His Knees" pool, please collect your winnings.

Also, there's talk that Mitch Kupchak may not be opposed to making some moves to strengthen the Lakers roster.
Head coach Phil Jackson was asked what changes his team would make.

"Suicide," Jackson deadpanned. "We'll commit suicide ... mass suicide."

Lakers forward Lamar Odom assured reporters that nobody was jumping off a ledge.
"No, no, no," Odom said. "There's no coming back from that, that's it. I'm not committing suicide."
So, that's good news I guess? The Lakers aren't going to commit suicide. You can rest easy now, Wild Yams.

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14 Comments:
Anonymous AK Dave said...
Huh-huh:

"Body blow"

Is that another sexist caption, you pig?

(/JOKING!!!)

Anonymous Anonymous said...
http://www.joblo.com/video/player.php?video=SUPER-MARIO-BROS-Goomba-Dance

Vogel's head to suit ratio a bit off?

Blogger Wild Yams said...
The Lakers just need to make a few minor tweaks. For instance, Bynum for Dwight Howard and Gasol for Chris Paul. Nothing major though.

Blogger KHayes666 said...
Since the Celtics usually show up to road games against lousy teams in pj's and a sleeping cap, I fully expect a close game against the Kings

Anonymous Karc said...
Why is Colin Cowherd coaching the Pacers? I know he has a problem with black athletes doing pregame dances (John Wall), but is it really worth coaching three nobodies from Duke and Jeff Foster...?

Blogger AnacondaHL said...
Good lord, we have the Mavs yet again being amazing with their social media marketing, some Biggie, (BTW, it looks more like LeBron is singing the "I'm coming out!" part), and amazing schadenfreude with the Cavs.

'Tis a good night.

Blogger Basketbawful said...
First off, Tyson Chandler meets Punchout? No offense, but Basketbawful did that shit years ago.

Secondly, how, how, HOW have I not been calling them the Cadavers before now?

Blogger Wild Yams said...
Mr. Bawful - No offense taken :)

Blogger Dan B. said...
Secondly, how, how, HOW have I not been calling them the Cadavers before now?

Honestly, I've spent all of today wondering the same thing about myself. I feel like I've been letting everyone down by not seeing that connection sooner, especially since the joke's been made before a long, long time ago!

Blogger 49er16 said...
I can't be the only person here hoping Cousins would knock KG's teeth out, right?

@KHayes666- You were right about the Celtics. That game was a lot closer than it should have been.

/I'm a bitter Kings fan looking for a positive.

Blogger 49er16 said...
I'm sure Chris will talk about this, but Darnell Jackson was especially Bawful in the 3 minutes and 45 seconds he played off the bench for the Kings. Jackson scored zero points and turned the ball over three times. He did grab an offensive rebound though to his +/- isn't a -5 or whatever it would have added up to.

Blogger Wild Yams said...
Lamar Odom with the animal style double double tonight, Kobe with 32 points and 11 assists, and Pau with 26 points, 16 boards and 4 blocks... and the Lakers need overtime at home to beat the Rockets. Dunno if missing Bynum is enough of an excuse to account for this.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Lamar Odom with the animal style double double tonight, Kobe with 32 points and 11 assists, and Pau with 26 points, 16 boards and 4 blocks... and the Lakers need overtime at home to beat the Rockets. Dunno if missing Bynum is enough of an excuse to account for this.

Pau was taking shots finally but the turnovers were horribad. Hopefully they'll have that cleaned up by Thursday (very doubtful).

It's hard for me to have faith in the Lakers getting to the finals when they're having a hard time beating average to less than average teams as well as getting blown out by good teams. :/

Blogger Wormboy said...
"that one sound from The Price is Right"

Gold. Thank you.

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