"Cup check!""But it's basketball, I'm not wearing--OWWWWWWWW!"
There weren't many funny or interesting pictures from last night's games. What gives? The damn Craptors were beaten by the Care Bears, and the Generals played in Jersey. Those two games alone should be sufficient for generating comedic pictures!

Worst of the Night in Pictures:

Alvin Gentry shows us why the duck face trend needs to go the hell away

WOAH RANDOM TIM DUNCAN EYES

Nationally Televised Games:
Jazz at Lakers, NBA TV, 10:30pm: The Jazz are a whopping 0-4 on their current road trip. What gives? You'd think they would be happy to get the hell out of Utah for a little while.

All The Other Games:
Nuggets at Wizards Generals, 7pm: Denver is pretty awful on the road. And the Generals actually have a winning home record. But be honest -- do you really feel comfortable picking either team in this game? No, you don't.

Cavaliers at Celtics, 7:30pm: Great. I just can't wait for the Celtics' offense to stagnate in the second half against a bad opponent, resulting in either an unnecessary loss or an unnecessarily close game at best. Check out this article from Ball Don't Lie's Kelly Dwyer about the Celtics's offensive woes against bad teams.

Clippers at Mavericks, 8:30pm: How sad is it to think this is the second best matchup of the night?

Bobcraps at Kings, 10pm: Which is more likely: this game being interesting and legitimately exciting, or a Canadian kid taking down a cult leader with the help of a guy named Zap (rocking a denim jacket, mullet, and mustache, natch) who previously killed the boy's father Larry Csonka?

Labels: Bawful After Dark