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"Cup check!"
"But it's basketball, I'm not wearing--OWWWWWWWW!"

There weren't many funny or interesting pictures from last night's games. What gives? The damn Craptors were beaten by the Care Bears, and the Generals played in Jersey. Those two games alone should be sufficient for generating comedic pictures!

Worst of the Night in Pictures:

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Alvin Gentry shows us why the duck face trend needs to go the hell away


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WOAH RANDOM TIM DUNCAN EYES


Nationally Televised Games:
Jazz at Lakers, NBA TV, 10:30pm: The Jazz are a whopping 0-4 on their current road trip. What gives? You'd think they would be happy to get the hell out of Utah for a little while.

All The Other Games:
Nuggets at Wizards Generals, 7pm: Denver is pretty awful on the road. And the Generals actually have a winning home record. But be honest -- do you really feel comfortable picking either team in this game? No, you don't.

Cavaliers at Celtics, 7:30pm: Great. I just can't wait for the Celtics' offense to stagnate in the second half against a bad opponent, resulting in either an unnecessary loss or an unnecessarily close game at best. Check out this article from Ball Don't Lie's Kelly Dwyer about the Celtics's offensive woes against bad teams.

Clippers at Mavericks, 8:30pm: How sad is it to think this is the second best matchup of the night?

Bobcraps at Kings, 10pm: Which is more likely: this game being interesting and legitimately exciting, or a Canadian kid taking down a cult leader with the help of a guy named Zap (rocking a denim jacket, mullet, and mustache, natch) who previously killed the boy's father Larry Csonka?

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11 Comments:
Anonymous Stockton said...
Hamilton
Jazz
Now
Please!

Blogger Unknown said...
Anybody seen the Jazz Bear doing its thing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzwwVZRRIro&feature=player_embedded

Blogger AnacondaHL said...

Blogger Bakes said...
@ AnacondaHL

By far, the best comment courtesy of Phenoms22222:

The NBA: where NOT THIS GUY happens

Blogger Evan Sather said...
Just when I thought Boobie Gibson preferred boobies, that picture with Sasha proved me wrong.

Anonymous The Other Chris said...
@AnacondaHL

That was amazing. Well done, sir.

"Fucking Rudy Gay, man!"

Blogger Basketbawful said...
Kendrick Perkins decided he couldn't wait to put the hurtin' on the Cavs. Why must Cleveland suffer so?

Anonymous AK Dave said...
From the AP recap:

"A small contingent of Purdue fans in one block high in the upper deck began a “Let’s go, Boilers!” cheer late in the half, with their team down by 20. Ohio State’s fans responded by pointing to the scoreboard."

classic.

Blogger Unknown said...
Best game tonight was Florida vs Georgia.
The NBA really stunk it up tonight

Anonymous Mladen said...
Okay, I am officially sick of assholes pulling out cheapshots against Blake Griffin!!!! Seriously, NBA pussies: If you can't defend him, don't fucking pull him, push him, or punch him! God damn it!

Oh, and kudos to the NBA.com commentators (on Haywood attempting to rip off BG's arm): "That's a good hard foul. Not a flagrant..."

Anonymous JJ said...
Kwame Brown goes for 13 points and 18 rebounds (3 for 8 shooting, but 7 for 10 FT)! Is Kwame trying to reward MJ for his unwaivering faith (picking him up twice)?

And thank you, Shannon Brown, for the fail dunk. It made me LOL.