Bloody Battier
"Send...more...paramedics."

Pretty freaky, huh? That's the kind of scene that's usually preceded by the bloody guy explaining "I got mugged on the way home from work by some crackheads or something, and one of 'em bit me" followed shortly by somebody else saying/screaming, "Shane? Shane, what's wrong? What...what are you...NO! DON'T! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" [fade to black]

Tha man responsible? Sasha Vujacic of course. Shocking.


Note: Bonus bawful points go to the first person who can correctly name the movie I quoted in the caption. AND NO FAIR GOOGLING.

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35 Comments:
Blogger GonzoPal said...
pure guess: dawn of the dead (original and remake)

Blogger Dan said...
Night of the Living Dead, of course! "And the officials don't see it" is further proof that the zombie apocalypse is going to get us before we know what's coming.

Blogger Basketbawful said...
GonzoPal and Dan -- Solid tries, both of you. But no and no.

Anonymous Geert said...
28 days later?

Blogger njn11 said...
Shaun of the dead? Awesome line.

Blogger Basketbawful said...
Geert -- Nope.

Just as a sort of hint, It's not recent, it's not "obvious" (Romero), but it should be semi-obvious if you love a good zombie flick.

Blogger Basketbawful said...
njn11 -- No. But here's another hint. As in the Battier pic, the line was spoken BY a zombie. As in send...more...paramedics...FOR ME TO EAT.

Blogger GonzoPal said...
maybe its an older one, couldnĀ“t always get these in english. for romero it simply must be 1 from the zombie trilogy

Blogger Tim said...
Definitely Shaun of the Dead.

Blogger Basketbawful said...
GonzoPal -- Yes, older.

Tim -- Definitely NOT "Shawn of the Dead." :)

Blogger Buck Nasty said...
This comment has been removed by the author.

Blogger Basketbawful said...
Buck Nasty -- DING DING DING DING DING! You got it. Oh and yeah, the mugging line is from "Shawn." Sorry to anybody who was confused about which quote I was asking about.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
All I could think of was "Shane? SHANE?! SHAAAAAAAANE!!!!!!" ala Metal Gear Solid death screen.

Blogger Buck Nasty said...
I'm gonna delete that so we can keep it going.

Blogger DDC said...
It was funny how Shane went to each official after he got hit, and was like, "So this doesn't constitute a foul, eh?"

Blogger Wild Yams said...
Since I'm guessing Buck Nasty was the one who deleted his comment (?), the answer is Return of the Living Dead, right? That movie is so awesome. My favorite line, of course, is "Hey, somebody get some light over here, Trash is taking off her clothes again." That scene rules (for obvious reasons).

Blogger Wild Yams said...
Oops, I guess it was Buck Nasty who deleted his comment after all. Should I delete my previous one to remove the answer?

Blogger BJ said...
Um . . . I feel so unZombie; my best guess is either one of the Evil Dead movies or Invader ZIM.

Welcome to the Zombie Nation, Mr. Battier. You'll find your kit and copies of Harsh Generation and Everybody Hates You in the hope chest.
-BJ

Blogger Basketbawful said...
Yams -- No, I think it's fair to say that RofLD is indeed the flick I was talking about.

Blogger chris said...
Crap, did anyone just see Dirk Nowitski's completely floptastic lack of hustle as he was stripped of the ball in Denver's half-court? Had the Nuggets actually scored on the following fastbreak (instead of taking a block in the paint), that would have been nothing short of failarious!

Blogger chris said...
That awful ballhandling by Mr. Nowitski came about 5:49 left in the 3rd BTW...I couldn't believe how he was just standing still there like a pylon as he lost the rock!

Blogger t-rocc said...
PJ Carlesimo, unintentionally dirty quote machine: "Rick Carlise, he's like the little Dutch boy sticking his finger in the dike"

Blogger chris said...
And regular lacktator Ryan Hollins fails to deliver in the non-clutch with a totally meaningless dunk at the 10-minute mark of the final frame: the Mavs were down 19 at that point!!!

Blogger El Portu said...
Am I the only one to see tons of man love on this column's pic?

Anonymous Geert said...
Looks like the Denver Nuggzombies want to eat Wrights brains and, ehm, balls: http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/0505/nba_g_wrightfoul_576.jpg

Anonymous Geert said...
Oh, and I'm looking forward to an Wit mvPenis joke regarding the LBJ mvp shirts in Cleveland.

Blogger Bobbo said...
You actually lose bawful points for quoting Return of the Living Dead. that movie blows.

George A. Romero ftw!!!

Blogger BadDave said...
I sent Yao my copy of World War Z so he can be ready. Maybe he can go out and buy a lasor to defend himself.

Anonymous stockton said...
Night of the living dead?
Opening scene at the cemitery?

Anonymous stockton said...
1 question (if someone can answer):

Kobe dribles, stops drible while jumping both feet in the air, puts both on the floor and jumps again. Isn't that travelling?

Anonymous Anonymous said...
are you ready for the ultimate lebron-a-thon?
nba tv is broadcasting an exclusive all-access report from king crabs latest colonoscopy.
bow down.

Anonymous AK Dave said...
t-rocc and El Portu:

roflcopter!!

+1

Anonymous DKH said...
Stockton,

Sounds to me like you're describing a jump stop. So far as I know, you can remove one or both feet from the ground after a jump stop so long as the foot/feet doesn't/don't return to the ground.

Blogger Random Villain said...
Return Of The Living Dead.

TEEEEEEENAAAAAAAAAAAA I JUST WANNA EAT YOUR BRAAAAAAAIIIIIINSSSS

Anonymous someonestolemycheetos said...
Shawn of the Dead... no cheating needed

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