Basketbawful reader stephanie g continues to represent, this time with an addition to our ongoing man love series. What could possibly cause Zydrunas Ilgauskas to hump the Vanilla Godzilla's upper back? Who knows. Maybe he got a little too tipsy while playing the Mark Jackson Drinking Game.
I could have lived a long and happy life without ever seeing the Z-Man's O-face.
An anonymous commenter left a link to this, uhm, whatever it is. Are they reenacting a scene from "The Goonies" or what? Please, somebody, provide an appropriate caption for this picture. And Mr. Anonymous, please give me a name or alias so you can get the credit you deserve.
"Oh my God...is that Super Dave Osborne?!"
An anonymous commenter left a link to this, uhm, whatever it is. Are they reenacting a scene from "The Goonies" or what? Please, somebody, provide an appropriate caption for this picture. And Mr. Anonymous, please give me a name or alias so you can get the credit you deserve.
Labels: Cleveland Cavaliers, fan submissions, Joel Przybilla, man love, Zydrunas Ilgauskas
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6 men and a baby
The Morlocks go to camp
The Bron-Bron Brotherhood
"Oh my god, is that Super Dave Osborne?!?!"
Worst. Halftime. Ever.
The Cavs were shocked to hear that they signed "The Todd" in a banana hammock to a 12-day contract to help out while Wally's away.
CAPCHA: Fretrips.
That's what happens when LeBron gets the call.
This particular game, Shaq forgot to put on his shorts.
-OK boys, field trip's over- everybody back on the short bus!
-Please, Hammer, don't hurt us!
-To appease the mighty Vanilla Godzilla we offer Delonte West as a sacrifice!
-Damnit, why is it always my turn to change Delonte's diaper....
Happy Friday- and may the force be with your brackets this weekend!
"They're really pumping and grinding on each other"
Just throwing this out there hoping someone heard it too
http://rhyminstealin.com/2009/03/08/steve-nash-is-rorschach-from-the-watchmen/
Gerald Wallace after the Bobcats "big" win over the Craptors:
"We went into Minnesota last weekend and they wiped our butts and we didn't want anything like that to happen again,"
My eyes are burning and my brain is shutting down trying to keep that image away. That sounds less like a metaphor for a loss and more like stumbling into the wrong room at the Playboy Mansion.
Yeah, great stat curse action there, guys. :p
CAPTCHA: "fuzymego"
http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_nba_experts__21/ept_sports_nba_experts-773259192-1237575747.jpg?ymDxX.ADpq8Zr_Ru
Spurs vs Celtics, Celtics winning by 2 points in the final minutes...Finley goes to the line, misses his 2 foul shots. Tony Parker goes to the line twice, misses ALL 4 foul shots. That's 6 freebie points gone in the very end of the game.
it's bad that i don't have a video, but i was reading through the game recap of the miami-NJ game and i saw this in the game notes: Jamario Moon of the Heat missed two dunks in the opening 90 seconds.
isn't this the same guy who participated in the dunk contest like a year ago? the same one who said that he knew how to put on a show cause he played with the globe trotters? weird. i always thought the globe trotters finished their dunks.
ps. this is the same anonymous who posted the link to the epic crab love pic. im still thinking of a nickname.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jY-T5iZfwo
i dont really see an ass-grab but there u go
Anon: thank you for that Special-Kobe pic. yes, even the memory of it makes me laugh.
dwayne wade gets "fouled" on a jumpshot where he basically sticks his legs out to get contact (very little contact too btw) and then falls over. his free throws give the heat the lead. then a couple of plays later, someone on detroit is shooting a 3 when wade flies in for the block. its a great block, but wade gets ball, arm, and even bumps into the shooter and knocks him over. no call.
its ridiculous how much leeway these superstars are given. it makes the game painful to watch.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/players/3339/photos;_ylt=AlWw6wb4AZtli.Ue.kf7sbhgPKB4#photoViewer=urn%3Anewsml%3Asports.yahoo%2Cgetty%3A20050301%3Anba%2Cphoto%2C27bf217a7e3d39357f5a5cc04cf38c21-getty-83006863dce_rocks_spurs%3A1
My god the cavs might just do the spirit of Danny Ferry proud and win it all this year!? And I don't like that thought, or jay-z's music anymore, but I'd rather see Kobe lose to LeBron now than in 2010. I'm stick of 2010 already actually.
from the starter job to a super mario of one second in less ta one full season
it's get more bawful when you see he playing for his national team, it's like he suffer from the Carlos Arroyo Syndrome
Arroyo playing for Puerto Rico was like a latino-Wade, and then in the NBA he was only good role player in the best-case
Did anyone see the New Orleans - Golden State game on NBA tv last night? I was falling asleep and heard one of the announcers say something like "If New Orleans can keep taking good shots and keep allowing Golden State to take bad ones they'll be in good shape."
Doesn't that sum up the Warriors perfectly? Most teams have to be forced into taking bad shots. The Warriors will do it gladly as long as you allow them to.
CLEVELAND - MARCH 19: Tarence Kinsey #8, Daniel Gibson #1 Darnell Jackson #00, Delonte West #13, J.J. Hickson #21, Lorenzen Wright #55 and LeBron James #23 of the Cleveland Cavaliers pose for a photo prior to the game against the Portland Trail Blazers at The Quicken Loans Arena on March 19, 2009 in Cleveland, Ohio. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and/or using this Photograph, user is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. Mandatory Copyright Notice: Copyright 2009 NBAE (Photo by David Liam Kyle/NBAE via Getty Images)