As some of you already know, the Grinches at YouTube did everything they could to steal Birdmas, repeatedly removing our The Night Before Birdmas video for their own grinchy purposes. Well, Birdmas is bigger than little things like laws and copyrights. So it's still available, both on YouTube and MySpace. So there.
In response to this outrage, Evil ted composed the following poem:
How the Youtube Grinch (almost) Stole Birdmas
Every Fan Down in Fanville Liked Birdmas a lot...
But the Youtube Grinch,Who lived north of Fanville, Did NOT!
The Youtube Grinch hated Birdmas! The whole Birdmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
Or maybe the Grinchness came from the fools,
Who enforce the NBA’s rebroadcasting rules.
It takes a true Grinchness to rob fans of a visual toy,
Meant only to bring them some warm Birdmas joy...
You can read the rest of the poem in the comments section
. Oh, and look for the Japanese version, coming soon to a free video provider near you (unless YouTube Bird-blocks us again):Translation: "YouTube Wasps Attempt MolestingFeathered Creature Celebration of Holy Dishwater."
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