Several people sent in this, ahem, fascinating picture of Yao Ming and Dwight Howard. However, Stephanie G somehow managed to email it to me less than five seconds after it appeared on the Internet. (She must have her Google Alerts set up for "man love" or something.) But you've gotta love any picture where Yao looks like he's taking a dump on the court and Howard is watching like somebody just opened Marsellus Wallace's briefcase in front of him.

Oddly, of all the things going on in this picture, the most inexplicable (to me) is Jameer Nelson clutching at his own man region. I'll just assume he needed a quick equipment adjustment...

Yao love-001

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14 Comments:
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Kobe peed on the toilet seat in tha Lakers locker room and left it for the janitor to clean up, much to his teammates displeasure

Anonymous Anonymous said...
It's clearly Dwight's admittedly-odd way of showing Yao that he is actually just a gangly, Chinese pansy.

Anonymous kazam92 said...
CHI WO DE SHI?


i didn't know yao could um... squat that low.


shoulda photoshopped super saiyan hair.

Blogger Victor said...
+1 for being vulgar in Chinese

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Just thought of a new nickname for Lebron James; the travelin' man! \o/ How about it

Blogger Michael Hsu said...
I like how the hand on jameer's head looks like he's pushing him down like an oversized giant pushing a midget around.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
It seems that Andrei Kirilenko has lost his mind and the medical staff at Utah are trying some old-school stuff on him. This is from the Jazz-Kings preview on nba.com:
"Jazz forward Andrei Kirilenko received a cortisone shot Monday after leaving Saturday's game with an ankle injury, and he's unlikely to play against Utah."

Blogger anf said...
Hahahah the caption is really hilarious!!! Matt do you actually know Chinese?

To all, "CHI WO DE SHI" means "Eat my dump!"

Anonymous aaron said...
is jameer grabbing his balls?

Blogger Drake said...
Technically, it should be pronounced SI, not SHI in Mandarin.

Blogger Preveen said...
Umm, WTF is he actually doing anyway? I don't see any reason for the 100 foot man to be in that position in the paint unless he was kicked in the nuts or his knee exploded or summin.

Blogger AnacondaHL said...
Dwight: Um, that's not really how it...
Yao: BACK THAT ASS UP!
Jameer: Yeaaah boy!

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Just wanted to point out that this piece was inexplicably given a "Josh Howard" tag...

Blogger In BC We Trust said...
The best part of this picture is the mysterious hand petting Jameer as he adjusts his junk.

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