You've seen the video blog, you've watched his latest crap rap video...now thrill to the wonder of Ron Artest's new Internet reality show! If you've ever wanted to be a fly on the wall of Artest's life -- and who hasn't? -- then prepare to view the world through a fly's eyes. (And here's a little reminder: Flies eat poop.)

Via Ball Don't Lie, where J.E. Skeets provided the following viewer's guide: "Artest making fun of his Toyota Sequoia (5:15), popping out his fake front tooth while driving (7:30), struggling to assemble a tent for his daughter -- indoors (13:55), recording a new rap song while his nanny cleans around him (17:20), and a hilarious exchange with his son about getting his own shoe deal (20:00)." However, Skeets forgot to mention how Ron initiated a conversation about monkey brains at a Chinese restaurant around the 3-minute mark. Don't take my word for it. Watch.


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9 Comments:
Blogger Tom said...
He's got a way with words. But in bball terms, Rawn has been awful...in fact, take a look at this via my blog Clutch City Hoops. He is shooting 35% on layups.

http://clutchcityhoops.blogspot.com/2008/12/ron-artest-is-layup-disaster.html

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Robin Lopez with a 4 trillion today..

Anonymous Sam Sung said...
Not sure where to post this but here goes...

Alright, I just got done watching the first half of the Nuggets-Spurs game. I think it should be a rule, if your team is down by 20 points you should automatically have to boo. Also, does George Karl ever call a timeout? We were down 18 points and the camera zooms to Karl and he is at his usual spot... on the bench. I think George Karl is the only paid fan in basketball. I don't want my ball club paying for someone to sit in their chair and watch a game. The game is about to come back on and I'm sure Karl never left his seat...

Blogger Eric said...
http://www.faniq.com/blog/Yao-Ming-Transformer-Blog-15337

Best Christmas present ever.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Kenyon Martin who when the Nuggets beat the spurs boasted he always gave Duncan a hard time didn't do much today. 20-12-7 and 5 blocks for TD

Anonymous Anonymous said...
"We goin' to MAT-ZU-ZAKAS fo some FOOD. KnowwhatI'msayin??!! DAMN!!"

What a douche. Good thing there's money in Basketball.

Blogger AnacondaHL said...
SECONDING THE YAO MING TRANSFORMER SO HARD. linky for my laziness

Also, I think Steve Nash's flu like symptoms was a statement to Shaq's intentional resting for back to backs.

Anonymous Barry said...
That Yao Transformer; wow!

< cue lame jest >

Anonymous Emma said...
Dude, that is a Japanese restaurant. He's eating sushi ferchrissake. (However, he incorrectly asserts that "uni" is starfish. I think he started out saying that it is sea urchin, which is correct, but he later changed his mind. Oh, Ron Ron, you are crazy.)

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