I was perusing the Yahoo images
from last night's game, and I saw this great ass-out image of Pau Gasol playing face-up defense on Kevin Garnett.
I knew I'd seen this awkward squat somehwhere before, and after a little poking around -- I swear by all that's holy
that wasn't a pun -- I found it. (Sidenote: Is Timmy giving Pau an off the heezy?)
Sure, it's the proper defensive stance
and everything, but, well, there's no blunt way to put this: It looks like Pau's taking a very uncomfortable (and probably unsatisfying) dump. Which, of course, reminded me of the classic defecating Pau Gasol "action" figurine
... which is still available for only 14.00 Euros
Whew. And I was worried I wouldn't be able to work in any poop jokes today.
Labels: action figures, defense, NBA Finals, Pau Gasol