Ladies and gentlemen, we at Basketbawful are venturing into new territory: Original programming. No, we're not quite HBO yet, but this is a start. Eventually, we hope this will do for us what it did for MTV...transform a juggernaut-building convergence of spectacular entertainment into an endless string of unwatchable teen reality shows. Next up, Basketbawful's "Road Court Rules" and "Pimp My Blog."
Okay, on to the video at hand: Evil in the hands of Evil Ted on a basketball court becomes a gray, gooey substance called Pure Evil. Pure Evil -- like porn where the chick looks like she actually enjoys taking the money shot -- is a rare thing to come by. What follows is a sad attempt to fabricate that evil on video. If the result looks moronic, then assume we intended it to be that way. If the result looks like genius (it won't), then feel free to make a large donation to our PayPal account.