Ladies and gentlemen, we at Basketbawful are venturing into new territory: Original programming. No, we're not quite HBO yet, but this is a start. Eventually, we hope this will do for us what it did for MTV...transform a juggernaut-building convergence of spectacular entertainment into an endless string of unwatchable teen reality shows. Next up, Basketbawful's "Road Court Rules" and "Pimp My Blog."

Okay, on to the video at hand: Evil in the hands of Evil Ted on a basketball court becomes a gray, gooey substance called Pure Evil. Pure Evil -- like porn where the chick looks like she actually enjoys taking the money shot -- is a rare thing to come by. What follows is a sad attempt to fabricate that evil on video. If the result looks moronic, then assume we intended it to be that way. If the result looks like genius (it won't), then feel free to make a large donation to our PayPal account.


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18 Comments:
Blogger J.E. said...
Losers out? Are you serious?

Blogger Eric said...
It's like watching Master Shake playing a pickup game.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
basketbawfultv is the future

Blogger Evil Ted said...
Master Shake comparisons are fine by me. Aqua Teen Hunger Force powers, activate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YRF4QJC4l8&feature=related

Anonymous will said...
That was quality entertainment. Well done.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
yeah, but why monty python?

Blogger Marcus said...
that was pretty weak, same goes for yalls ability to play 1" off the ground

can anyone of yall actually jump?

Anonymous Hoffman said...
That was awesome.

Although I think I have motion sickness now.

Thanks.

Blogger Evil Ted said...
j.e.: losers out, just like a full court game. Playing Winners is like playing football where you get the ball back after a touchdown. It don't make no sense.

Anon 1: bawfultv. dare to dream.

will: Thanks.

Anon 2: Why NOT Monty Python? That classic tune is the industry standard for "amusing technical difficulties-slash-intermission."

marcus: YOU try to jump high with a piece of sensitive video equipment duct taped to your head.

hoffman: I will mail (and affix my signature to) air sickness bags for any fans requesting them.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
That was incredible, thanks for the laughs.

Blogger Dave Fromm said...
Genius. There's a sitcom in here, especially if one of you is gay.

Blogger Drake said...
I see basketbawfultv as a stiff competitor against CBTV. Of course, you're missing Blaine Harrington and his Oxford education as well as the cable guy. Remember: you'll need an educated Brit sometime in the future trying to interview you guys.

Does anyone other than me think Chris Bosh played a better white cable guy than he played the black thug at the poker table?

Anonymous Rainbow Bright said...
That...was greatness.

Hail Evil Ted and my secret lover known as Basketbawful.

Oh, and hats off to the new layout.

Anonymous AK Dave said...
Basketbawful- how can you let Evil Ted clown you like that out there? He was lighting you up like the Griswold family Christmas tree!

Let me guess- Evil Ted did all the editing?

Nicely done, guys- but I thought Bruce Bowen had the rights to "evil"... did you talk to his lawyers about that?

Anonymous McLane said...
This made my day, nice work Evil Ted. I anxiously await the next installment.

Anonymous Sun Devil said...
So I had to re-watch it because the first time around I couldn't stop laughing at the rig ET had on his head.

Blogger Desten said...
Hahahaha...Evil Ted, you are on your way to stardom.

Blogger Archimedes said...
Fantastic stuff.

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