Basketbawful reader Mike sent me this saucy picture of Tony Parker getting a little face time with Tyson Chandler's junk while Tim Duncan turns away in...what? Disgust? Jealousy? Who knows. But at least it's clear that Eva doesn't have to worry about Tony cheating on her. With another woman, anyway.

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15 Comments:
Anonymous Shrugz said...
it looks like TD's gonna whisper in Parker's ear saying "go for it" LOL

Anonymous Sports Tsar said...
Tim Duncan: DO NOT WANT.

Blogger AnacondaHL said...
This reminds me of a Heather vid with Parker demonstrating how to do it like a pro while second girl Duncan prefers to spit it out.

Blogger Five Pound Bag said...
mmmm... le junque

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Parker is getting teabagged and Timmy impatiently waits his turn.

Blogger Drake said...
Tyson Chandler: You like what you see, big boy? I've got plenty.

Tony Parker: (staring with a stupid grin on his face, mesmerized).

Tim Duncan: Oh, please Tony. Get a hold of yourself! You're actually buying this? You know mine is bigger and better. You know that, right?

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Looks photoshopped. Duncan and Parker are closer to the camera, but Chandler is larger. From a perspective standpoint, Duncan and Parker should look larger. Not funny if photoshopped.

Blogger anne said...
Well, Tony did say to Eva that a mouth is a mouth in regards to a blowjob. So seeing him up some some dude's junk isn't really surprising.

http://www.celebitchy.com/8807/eva_longoria_physically_abuses_tony_parker_in_front_of_witnesses/

Anonymous Anonymous said...
To Anne-

Nice link about TP and Eva

Everybody was SOOOO jealous of TP and the networks just wouldn't shut up about him and his hot fiance, but there is an old Chinese saying: "No matter how gorgeous the woman, somewhere, someplace, there is a man who is tired of her bull$#!t" I think it was Confucius who said that. I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'...

Blogger Trev said...
"Not funny if photoshopped."

I don't think yahoo photo shops their pictures:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/photo?slug=r1129288035&prov=reuters

Anonymous Don Paco said...
Sorry to interrupt on the teabagging commentary, but - no word from B-Bawful on MVP Mamba?

Come on, give us something. In the least, it's always fun to bait the Kobe Truthers.

Blogger Basketbawful said...
don -- I'm actually trying to be the bigger man about this. Fact is, I think KG got robbed: He was the best player on, by far, the best regular season team. He changed the culture of a team that had been down on its luck for literally decades. His spirit infected everybody on that team. How is that not an MVP?

The voters wrongly disqualified Garnett. But whatever. As for CP3? Well, I would have given it to him over Kobe. Mamba got an all-star teammate for nothing, whereas Paul made his teammate an all-star.

I'm not going to devote a whole post to dissing Kobe. I think...

Anonymous Don Paco said...
B-Bawful, your points about KG are all sound. But I like to take a historical perspective about this sort of awards.

IMHO, Paul, KG and Bron (don't forget him - his numbers are insane) would all make fine MVPs. But...

Mamba is one of the greatest ever to play the game, and he never got his MVP trophy. At 30, odds are he's not going to have another season as good as this one.

KG already got one. Young bucks CP3 and LeBron have at least another decade to get theirs. So give this one to Black Mamba.

This might sound like a cop-out, but really, all four players I mentioned had exceptional seasons. I find it very difficult to make a clear-cut case for one of them above the others.

The "historical" thing is the same reason why I think it was right for Karl Malone to win his MVP over Jordan, and why I think Steve Nash shouldn't have gotten his second MVP.

And I think most of the MVP voters probably followed the same reasoning - which might help to explain why the vote wasn't even close.

Aside all this... Come, on let's have that bitter, spiteful post dissing Kobe anyway!

Blogger anne said...
I don't know if anyone else saw this, but apparently TNT thinks that we are watching the Cavs/Celtics tonight, despite the fact there are Magic/Piston players on the court.

Here's the proof through the magic combo of DVR/iPhone (which is why the photo is so shitty).

http://g.photos.cx/tnt_screwup-f8.jpg

Anonymous lashawn said...
hahaaha this is quality bloggin. i love it!!!

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