Here's a
fabulous shot of Gary Payton during his Lakers days, courtesy of m. Alana from
Billie Basquetbaal and
Ladies.... As she said, "Work it, Gary!"
Note the differing reactions of his teammates: Shaq, resolutely determined not to look, and Karl Malone, who seems to be saying, "Damn, man. Karl Malone don't want to see yo' belly button. And ain't nobody else does, either." Truer made-up words have never been spoken, Karl.
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Karl Malone ain't interested because Karl Malone only like's 12 year old girls. He may act like a 12 year old girl, but Karl Malone ain't fooled by Gary Payton.
Also, it's suspicious that Gary looks an awful lot like RuPaul when RuPaul is not in drag.
http://www.rbgilbert.com/images/rupaul.jpg