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Oh, how we will miss you all summer, Timberpoops

Well, it's finally the end of the regular season. Time to say goodbye to the bottom-of-the-league garbage teams that have kept us entertained for these past few months. One of those teams was the Excremento Kings. Allegedly Grant "Peaches" Napear had a bizarre, expletive-filled exchange with Tyreke the Freak this year. In honor of this, the fine folks at Sactown Royalty have put together the following dramatic reenactment:

(Warning: Audio NSFW)


If the random dancing doesn't make you laugh, you have no soul.

Worst of the Night in Pictures:
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We might not have Mike Dunleavy Sr. in the league anymore, but at least we have Junior!


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Skipping the obvious man love jokes here, does this remind anyone else of that one scene in Home Alone? "Ooh, you're missing some teeth..."


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Paul Pierce either wants to sell me some autographed shoes, or he's trying to seduce me. Not sure which.


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Sonny Weems can't even sell his shoes -- he has to throw them into the crowd for free


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"Ball."

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4 Comments:
Blogger Will said...
http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nba/news/story?id=5092348
No more Knee-Mac? (I seriously doubt he'll go through with this)

Anonymous Anonymous said...
http://i40.tinypic.com/1e835u.jpg

hey, the hawks get to play themselves in the first round of the playoffs!

...oh wait, what?

Anonymous Anonymous said...
seems like the hawks are playing themselves! sweet!
http://scores.espn.go.com/nba/scoreboard

Blogger Unknown said...
Heat have been described as "surging" on nba.com - does this spell their doom vs delusional Paul and co.?