Yes, we know that Metta World Peace was the first one to be voted off DWTS (why couldn't the 2010 Lakers be beaten so handily?), and that Glen Rice apparently had a "respectful" evening in 1987 with that "sweetheart" Sarah Palin (respectful? sweetheart? gag me with a bore spoon), and that D Wade got fiesty in the lockout negotiations (apparently he takes control in business meetings as well), but sometimes an NBA player ripe for satire gets a job moving furniture, and sometimes you have a comic book text creator, and it all comes together.

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Editor's note: In case you didn't recognize it, this post owes a giant tip 'o the hat to the classic "Dicks, Pussies, and Assholes" speech from Team America: World Police. And Kevin Garnett's potty mouth, of course.

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In honor of Ron-Ron's latest battle with the crazy pills -- namely setting up his own photoshoot during a Sports Illustrated interview -- I've enhanced the awesome pictures of him and Natalin Avci with my favorite quotes from Zoolander (plus one bonus quote from Van Wilder). It's funny, but a lot of them read like authentic Ron Artest-isms.

By the way, I'm sorry the pics are a little NSFW-ish. But not really.

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Editor's note: Yeah, the Livin' Large Epilogue has been delayed again. I'm just trying to get it right. One more installment and we're done. Gotta go out with a bang. But, to tide everybody over, I'm going to write the "Truth or Dare" story in the comments section of the first epilogue post today over lunch.

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Editor's note: So everybody knows, there will be a Livin' Large epilogue soon and I will return to my normal posts/articles when the new NBA season begins (or is close to beginning). Right now, these comics are just a fun way for me to pass the time. Just in case you were wondering.

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