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Blogger chris said...
Why does Lex Luthor at that podium make me think of the 1985 NBA Draft?

Blogger Dan B. said...
Holy shit. That is all.

Blogger Trev said...
Livin' Large would have been a lot shorter if (school name deleted) had done this about 15 or so years ago.

http://www.buffalonews.com/260/story/811833.html

Blogger BadDave said...
Yay Dr. Horrible reference.

Blogger Eric said...
Sadly no pic but if this is true...wtf??? Who plays catch with a prosthetic leg?

http://backporch.fanhouse.com/2009/09/29/rasheed-wallace-plays-catch-with-prosthetic-leg-to-deal-with-chi/

Blogger Will said...
Trev- I find it suspicious that they didn't address having sex with your roommate.

"I got.. crazy. And this baseball bat" is my favorite quote of the year, so far...
Will use it...

Blogger chris said...
Eric: Well, Ron-Ron knew a man named Mike Chatfer who played with a table leg...

Blogger Dan B. said...
Spotted on Shaq's twitter: "what shud i be for halloween?"

Come on guys, get creative. This could be fun.

Blogger Vasco said...
http://www.nba.com/video/channels/nba_tv/2009/09/29/20090929_andersen_workout.nba/

Can you squeeze a post out of this?

Anonymous Anonymous said...
WNBA bawful note: Diana Taurasi is the WNBA MVP, despite being arrested earlier in the season for a DUI and facing no action from the league (I think the team susspended her for a game). Yes, they are THAT desperate to get attention.

Anonymous Shayan said...
"..and the Riddler writes poems that give our plans away" LOL!!!

Blogger Iceberg said...
The cartoon was awesome. Nice work.

My favorite part of the room-sex article is that the student council was mad they weren't asked if it was okay to prohibit sex with a roommate present. Are they particularly concerned about that constituency?

I think Shaq should go as Lakers-era Shaq with LeBron going as Kobe.

Blogger Yiping said...
Best comic. Ever.

Blogger BadDave said...
Dan B - He should be Oliver Miller. Oh wait, he's already started...

Blogger Wild Yams said...
I dunno if anyone else caught this piece on Artest in the LA Times last week, but it definitely gives a glimpse into what is (or isn't) going on in the mind of Ron Artest (this was from an . Here's a sample:

During a news conference promoting an upcoming Lakers exhibition game at San Diego Sports Arena, Artest's muddled answers made two things patently clear.

1) He doesn't know where he is.

2) He doesn't know who he is.

He showed up wearing a black Kobe Bryant jersey and a dark San Diego Padres baseball cap, only one of which he could explain.

"I decided to wear the black Kobe Bryant jersey because he is the 'Black Mamba,' " he told reporters.

And the cap?

"I just love the SD; the logo looks great," he said.

So he's a Padres fan?

"Is there a baseball team here?" he asked. "I didn't realize there was a baseball team in San Diego."

Not only did he not realize there was a baseball team in San Diego, he didn't even know San Diego was in San Diego.

Asked about all the Lakers fans who greeted his visit, he said he was surprised.

"I thought I was going to be getting some Golden State Warriors fans, because I didn't know where I was at," he said.

Golden State Warriors fans?

"I'm learning a lot of different ways of California," he said. "Is this Southern California?"


Such a keenly tuned mind should have little trouble picking up all the intricacies of Phil Jackson's triangle offense. At least he does a mean rendition of Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On".

Blogger Brasher said...
Funniest Artest-related comic strip of all time!

Blogger jim said...
http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/sports/articles/2009/09/30/20090930spt-sunsnotes.html

In the section headed "Captain Amare", we get to see more of how STAT has prepared to be team captain this offseason. We all knew about Sun Tzu, but it's gotta be reassuring that he's consulted Wikipedia on the issue...

Anonymous 43t9fisldjfdsfqo9rg3 said...
Nobody wants to say anything about the blatant racism here? Haha! All black people, man or woman, look the same! Hawhaw, black people have silly hair! Hehe, all black people are U-G-L-Y!

Jesus Christ, Basketbawful.

Blogger Trev said...
43t9fisldjfdsfqo9rg3 said...Nobody wants to say anything about the blatant racism here? Haha! All black people, man or woman, look the same! Hawhaw, black people have silly hair! Hehe, all black people are U-G-L-Y!

Jesus Christ, Basketbawful.


Um...wtf?

Blogger CassavaLeaf.com said...
How does he get a pass on this shit?

Artest: I would like to wear a cut out baseball on my head and fake locs as official team photos

Buss: Okay

No surprise Artest was the only person not mentioned in MJ's Hall of Fame speech and I doubt it MJ holds no grudge over his broken ribs. However, would you dare say something like "That kid that broke my ribs when he was a rookie...I'm coming after you anytime I see you" to Artest? Yeah, thought so.

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