"Woah, Marcin! This is kind of the opposite of what I'm used to..."
A quick bit of housekeeping. I mentioned this in the comments on my previous BAD post, but for anyone who didn't see it... My schedule isn't very cooperative on Tuesdays this season, so don't expect any BAD posts from me on those nights. All the other usual nights are still good-to-go however, so you can continue to expect almost all of your usual dose of my really lame action movie references, Caddyshack quotes, and "I can't think of anything funny to say here, so I'll just say something really sarcastic" lines.
Worst of the Night in Pictures:
Yep, that's a Sad Excremento Bench shot if I've ever seen one
You... you mean that our score up there being higher than the other team's... means we won a game??
"You don't have a clue what you're doing, do you?"
"No. No, Chris, I don't."
Nationally Televised Games:
Mavericks at Celtics, ESPN, 8:00pm:
A battle of .500 teams! Wait, what?
Heat at Clippers, ESPN, 10:30pm:
Sorry, can't concentrate on this game. I'm still too giddy after last night's fourth quarter Heat meltdown.
All The Other Games:
Hawks at Pacers, 7:00pm:
The Hawks have gone crazy and shot 55.3 percent from the field over their past two games. After watching a few Hawks games this season, I have absolutely no explanation for this and am frankly dumbfounded.
Kings at Craptors, 7:00pm:
Ready to be depressed? The Excremento Kings haven't won a road game in Toronto since February 22, 2004. That takes a special kind of suck.
76ers at Knicks, 7:30pm:
So, uh, how about that Atlantic Division? Did anyone really expect this? I knew the Sixers were going to be decent, but I didn't expect this.
Thunder at Hornets, 8:00pm:
Did you know the Hornets haven't broken the 100 point mark this season? Of course you didn't. That would require caring about a Hornets squad featuring Chris Kaman and Jarrett Jack as a couple of its top players.
Wizards Generals at Bulls, 8:00pm:
The Bulls are in their third night of a back-to-back-to-back. Teams are 6-1 in that situation this year (which seems completely and totally wrong). The Generals are a decomposing corpse at this point but somehow got their first win of the season. This has all the makings of either the Bulls winning in a 30 point blowout, or a flukey as hell Generals win. There's no in-between, right?
Rockets at Spurs, 8:30pm:
After losing to the Bucks -- the freaking "Offense? What the hell is that?" Bucks
-- last night, you just know Pops has been giving everyone on the roster an evil death stare. A few of them may have even woken up in the middle of the night feeling his presence looming over their beds. I do not expect anything less than an amazing effort by the Spurs tonight. Fear of being murdered by your coach is a good motivator.
Nyets at Nuggets, 9:00pm:
Yes, the Nyets are pretty bad in general at offense. That being said, they are only averaging 18.2 points in the first quarter of games this season. That's a special kind of bawful, folks.
Lakers at Jazz, 9:00pm:
Did you realize the Mormon Musicians haven't lost in the 2012 calendar year? This is the same Utah team that went 18-35 in the 2011 calendar year and looked pretty terrible to start this season. Maybe the Mayans were right about the whole end of the world thing?
Magic at Trail Blazers, 10:00pm:
Just for the record, Portland is pretty freaking good this year.
Labels: Bawful After Dark, man love