Merry Birdmas, everyone! This year we have a real treat for you - an exclusive tour of LarryLand, a vast theme park located on the outskirts of French Lick, Indiana, devoted to Larry Legend. We visit the top attractions of this amazing park, like Bill Russell Title Town, DJ's Science Circle, and the Larry Coaster. We even get an inside look at some of the quirky, but devoted fans who visit LarryLand. Prepare for a Larrylicious amount of fun. - ET


Editor's note: For those of you missing the usual bawful, Worst of the Night will return tomorrow.

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37 Comments:
Blogger Dan B. said...
This is the greatest thing in the history of mankind. Children's textbooks will need to be rewritten to acknowledge this as a turning point in human cultural development.

Anonymous Jordan said...
Not only is the video awesome, but they spent their real vacation making it. Awesomer.

Anonymous AK Dave said...
Awesome "Vacation" reenactment at the end there :D

All that was missing was this scene.

DON'T TOUCH!!

Blogger Evil Ted said...
Thanks for the positive feedback, folks.

Dan B. - I loved your comment almost as much as Larry.

AK Dave - When my kids are old enough for the language, we'll film that scene. For sure.

Blogger Evan said...
the "Game 5" roman had me laughing so hard

Anonymous kazam92 said...
Jackass JACKASS JACKASS!!!!!!


Very well done....even if I'd like to nuke Larryland

Blogger Wormboy said...
My God. The degree of awe I'm experiencing is unparalleled since I first saw the "double rainbow" youtube video. You guys are geniuses. Crazy, but geniuses.

Blogger Dan B. said...
My God. The degree of awe I'm experiencing is unparalleled since I first saw the "double rainbow" youtube video.

"Double Laimbeer jersey, what does it mean???"

Anonymous Swayze said...
This has nothing to do with how awesome even if a little strange this video was, but I did love the fact that the LarryCoaster was YELLOW:D

awesome stuff, It actually took my about 3-4 mins to figure out that this park was made up!

Blogger Evil Ted said...
The double Laimbeer jersey means that I ordered the Jersey, realized after ordering that it was coming from China, would take three weeks and might not make it in time for the trip, then decided to have a backup in the form of a more-quickly-delivered T-shirt. On the hope that the jersey would arrive in time (which of course, it did), the glorious double jersey idea was born.

And the world will never be the same.

I asked to paint the coaster green, but was told no. Then I said "How about just the front car?" Still no. Some people don't appreciate the details required for a top-notch Hollywood production.

ET

Blogger Sos said...
I can't believe Evil Ted's kids have hair.

Happy Birdmas!

Anonymous Barry said...
This is the best thing on the planet right now. Awesome.

"Americans....*shakes head*

Blogger Dan B. said...
It's cool that the coaster was yellow. It matched the color of Larry's mustache and mullet.

Blogger AnacondaHL said...
"WHO IS THE BEST BASKETBALL PLAYER IN THE WORLD?!?!?!"

*dejected* "...Larry Bird."


BTW this video was really well edited, you're a natural.

Anonymous AdriĆ  said...
(B)awesome. Won't be strange if someday Larry sees it on Youtube and laughs his mighty ass off.

I also want to point out that we, basketbawful community, received our gift from (green) heaven:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr6SnMuK5o0

Didn't you feel something shaking inside?

Blogger Will said...
Damn, after Bawful's cryptic comment yesterday I thought the jersey would be Artest's. Laimbeer was third after Kobe.

Blogger Nathan said...
I know it's getting overused in this internet age, but that deserves an "Epic."

Truly. I salute you, sir.

Anonymous The Other Chris said...
Great job ET. Parts I lul'ed at:

- "and your typical ESPN Zone restaurant.."
- the shots from Rom-uhhh, LarryLand.
- ET's dancing in the "Michael Cooper gyroscope". That was awesome. Awesomely nightmare worthy.
- "Who's the best basketball player?" "Michael Jordan!" (brakes screeching)

Happy Birdmas!

Anonymous Tom said...
Kudos. Great video.

Blogger senormedia said...
I need a still of the Larry as Liberty pic to use on my comp background.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
You have far, far too much time on your hands for a grown man. However, that is so epic I nearly cried.

Anonymous Brian said...
This site has reached a whole new level of awesome, if that's even possible. Well done guys.

Anonymous Sophie said...
Unintentionally dirty quote: (On Kobe, Pau, and LO) "Those guys are looking to get each other off tonight" - FS West announcer.

Blogger Sid said...
Made me go out and buy a hat, and take it off to you.

Memo to Larryland: at 10:44 on the roller coaster, you can see a New York billboard. Somebody tear it down.

Blogger Murcy said...
no connected to birdmas (sorry) but carmelo anthony, had this to say about george karl having the hance to get his 1000th victory (holy shit):

Said Carmelo Anthony: "You've got to win a lot of games to get to 1,000. And you've got to know a lot of basketball to get that chance to get to 1,000."

you've gotta win a lot to win a lot. no kidding.

Anonymous allison said...
AHHH too awesome for words!!

Anonymous Anonymous said...
This is just perfect.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Fanfuckingtastic!
-muttonhead

Anonymous Cetti said...
At first I didn't know what to expect, but after minute 2, I just had a big, dumb smile until the end of the video. I just wonder what kind of looks you got during that awesome dancing in the tornado.

Blogger Wild Yams said...
ET - In spite of some inaccuracies in the video (namely that the Lakers only have 11 championships, you're on notice for that one), that video was awesome. Inquiring minds want to know though, what happened to the Michael Cooper and Bill Laimbeer gear?

Speaking of Laimbeer, does anyone else think it's really weird that he's one of Kurt Rambis's assistant coaches in Minnesota? 20 years ago, who could have seen that coming?

Anonymous aaron said...
i loved the video...

great.... both thumbs up...

greetings from germany
aaron

Blogger Denis said...
Simply Amazing! The basilica was the best part.

Greetings from a brazilian Lakers fan!

Anonymous Gabe said...
33 pieces of Bacon??? The heads of all the DDLers for ESPN.oom would EXPLODE!!! BACON!!!!!!!

Blogger Wormboy said...
@ Yams "Speaking of Laimbeer, does anyone else think it's really weird that he's one of Kurt Rambis's assistant coaches in Minnesota? 20 years ago, who could have seen that coming?"

Utterly bizarre, but Laimbeer actually did a great job of coaching in the WNBA, it was only a matter of time before some organization looked around at the bad NBA coaching and said "uh, yeah. let's go with somebody who has demonstrated some talent."

Of course, none of this makes any sense in the context of Laimbeer being as assistant in Minny, where such an insightful management notion would be least likely to occur. And the Rambis thing. Yeah.

Blogger Troy said...
I hate to nitpick such a 99.999% perfect homage to His Birdness, but the Michael Cooper impersonation was incomplete without the socks pulled up to the ankles.

Blogger Fishy said...
Evil Ted you have a fabulous voice

Blogger Fishy said...
And I don't know why I didn't just include this in the last comment, but awesome video guys! Thanks for taking the time to put all that together :)

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