Seriously, watch this video. My face hurts from laughing
All the Other Games: Hornets at Heat, 7:30pm: The Hornets just got the ever-living hell beaten out of them by the fucking Sixers. I don't care if the Heat aren't as good as people initially expected -- I don't expect anything at all out of the Hornets in this game.
Frail Blazers at Grizzlies, 8pm: Christmas came early for the Blazers -- the NBA has granted them an injury exception, which of course means they can acquire another big man who will promptly obliterate his knees and ruin the Blazers' season.
Bucks at Mavericks, 8:30pm: League-worst offense + one of the NBA's best defenses going against it = unwatchable game.
Warriors at Jazz, 9pm: And we go from fantastic defense to... whatever the hell it is the Warriors do when they don't have possession of the ball.