Lamar Odom is not a fan of "funny faces" contests
I'm exhausted after spending yesterday searching for lost golf ball after lost golf ball. So I'm going to let the guys at Walkoff Walk do a little work for me to fill out this post! They discovered this stunning piece of basebawful:


Unreal. So now the question I pose to you: what would be your ideal Basketbawful cruise? Gambling with Antoine Walker? Hitting up the midnight buffet with Oliver Miller? Laughing at Latrell Sprewell because the Bawful Cruise is the first time he's been on water since his yacht got repossessed? Post your thoughts in the comments.

Worst of the Night in Pictures:

An usher quickly came down and warned Jason Richardson that he can't sit in the front row without a ticket

The ear protection shuts out that noise just like a zone defense shuts out Pau Gasol
All The Games:
Celtics at Magic - ESPN, 8:30pm
Celtics lead series 3-1

In Game 4, the Magic played the best they have all series, and the Celtics looked pretty terrible. Police are still searching for Rajon Rondo, and Paul Pierce decided to revert to playing 1-on-1 and relying on horrible isos. Nobody was driving the lane and kicking to Ray Allen when he was hotter than the planet WASP-12b. Instead, they were more like the planet COROT-7b where it rains rocks (or in the Celtics case, bricks).

...And yet the Celtics still gave the Magic a close game and forced overtime.

Yeah. Things do not look good for Orlando.

(Wait, the Boston Bruins lost Game 4 in overtime as well before they historically choked a 3-0 series lead? Uhm... forget I said anything.)

(And random aside, can you think of anything more awesome than a planet where vaporized rock in the atmosphere condenses into pebbles and rains into lakes of molten lava? I can't. Except maybe Lovetron.)

Labels: Bawful After Dark, Boston Celtics, its raining goddamn rocks, Orlando Magic