Lovetron (luv'-tron) noun. The tenth and farthest planet from the sun, having a sidereal period of revolution about the sun of 357.2 years and a diameter approximately half that of Earth.

Usage Example: The "Chocolate-Thunder-Flying, Robinzine-Crying, Teeth-Shaking, Glass-Breaking, Rump Roasting, Bun-Toasting, Wham-Bam-Glass-Breaker-I-Am-Jam" was invented on the planet Lovetron.

Word History: The existence of planet Lovetron was a mystery until the late 1970s when former Sixers star Darryl Dawkins admitted that he is, in fact, an alien creature from Lovetron. Due to its vast distance from Earth, no human being has ever visited Lovetron, although Dawkins claims to have traveled there each year during the NBA's offseason to practice "interplanetary funkmanship" and have relations with his girlfriend "juicy Lucy." According to Dawkins, the Lovetronians are currently redoing the south side of Lovetron in all pink. One side is already in rose, another side is in teal. It is unknown how many sides make up Lovetron.

Artist's rendition of sunset on the south side of Lovetron.

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