I've said it before and now I'll say it again: I love eBay
. Where else could you buy a vintage warmup suit
previously owned -- and worn
!! -- by NBA
legend and human swizzel stick Manute Bol
? There's one day left in the auction and the current bid is only $280...so sweaty-former-Manute-Bol-clothes are well within your fiscal reach! Have I mentioned yet that my birthday is on February 7
? I'm just sayin'.Wanna dress like Manute? I do.
I also did an eBay search for "George Muresan
cologne." It didn't yield any results, which is too bad. If I scored the Bol clothes and
some Muresan cologne, I could achieve a look and smell that most rodeo clowns
can only dream about
The seller is a self-described "Manute Bol collector and historian." Yes, you read that correctly: a Manute Bol historian
. Wouldn't Manute have had to, I dunno, actually do something historical
to justify the existence of a personal historian? Being a Manute Bol historian is like being a midget trainer at a circus with no midgets. It would take a miracle of time and space for you to ever get a chance to do your job.