I've said it before and now I'll say it again: I love eBay. Where else could you buy a vintage warmup suit previously owned -- and worn!! -- by NBA legend and human swizzel stick Manute Bol? There's one day left in the auction and the current bid is only $280...so sweaty-former-Manute-Bol-clothes are well within your fiscal reach! Have I mentioned yet that my birthday is on February 7? I'm just sayin'.

Bol warmups
Wanna dress like Manute? I do.

I also did an eBay search for "George Muresan cologne." It didn't yield any results, which is too bad. If I scored the Bol clothes and some Muresan cologne, I could achieve a look and smell that most rodeo clowns can only dream about.

Craptastic Extra: The seller is a self-described "Manute Bol collector and historian." Yes, you read that correctly: a Manute Bol historian. Wouldn't Manute have had to, I dunno, actually do something historical to justify the existence of a personal historian? Being a Manute Bol historian is like being a midget trainer at a circus with no midgets. It would take a miracle of time and space for you to ever get a chance to do your job.
2 Comments:
Anonymous Lucas said...
"At 15, the Dinka herdsman killed a marauding lion with his spear while it lay sleeping – a feat his agent noted during his contract negotiations."

You say he never did anything?!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manute_Bol

Anonymous Lucas said...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manute_Bol

"At 15, the Dinka herdsman killed a marauding lion with his spear while it lay sleeping – a feat his agent noted during his contract negotiations."

You say he never did anything?!?

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