I just found out that Grant Hill
apparently has his own line of children's furniture
.I know it looks good, but it's probably a death trap.
No offense to Grant -- because, seriously, I love the guy -- but I would never, ever
, let a child stand, sit, or sleep anywhere near a piece of furniture with the words "Grant Hill" stamped on it. Because first of all, you're going to have to pay a lot
for it. And second, let's face it: the thing may look good
, it might even perform well
for several years, but you know
it's going to break down some day, probably at the worst possible time. And then you'll have a child's blood on your hands, you sadistic bastard. And forget trying to fix it. It'll keep breaking down anyway.
Speaking of Grant, he's now talking about retirement
because -- get this -- he's concerned about getting injured. This is the same guy who already destroyed his ankle four or five times at last count and almost died
from a staph
infection after surgery...and now
he's worried about injury?! You're finally healthy Grant. Friggin' enjoy it, dude.
Oh, and I guess you should've told your wife
about the retirement thing.