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He certainly didn't fuck around with the niceties, did he?
It's sort of sad when a man who has accomplished so much in the public eye still feels the need to dig up past offenses.
It did make for some great entertainment, though. :-)
If the Bobcats really want to be successful, they should make him a consultant and do the opposite of whatever he says.
Best part was when he told his kids "I wouldn't want to be you." Yeah, thanks, pop.
Later, bitches.
Kobe is such a lame-o trying to be like the greatest player ever. Why does he even try?
Kobe is such a copy-catter.
Lebron is already 10 times greater than Kobe will ever be even though he hasn't won a ring or really done anything period.
good job Chris's. It's good to know people still bring up Kobe's name even though he wasn't mentioned anywhere in the post.
And I'll admit I've always wanted to win a major award and only thank myself for being awesome.
Anonymous -- Crap, you're right! I originally intended to use one of the last four panels for Jordan's kids but forgot. My bad.
AnacondaHL -- That was totally intentional, which is why that's the only frame where I used two speech bubbles. I meant to do it the second time I used that pic too, but of course I forgot.
DocZeus -- It was a glorious example of wanton, unapologetic superdickery. The evil side of me loved it.
Lucas -- You're welcome. We don't sugarcoat things here.
As for your response to Anonymous...well, that's clearly about as much attention as His Airness pays his own offspring, isn't it?
BTW, perhaps this will inspire some footbawfulness on its own:
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/buf/gallery/im:urn:newsml:sports.yahoo,ap:20050301:nfl,photo,2219f30a4faa4ac3806967236f51844a.patriots_football_mass108:1#photoViewer=urn%3Anewsml%3Asports.yahoo%2Cap%3A20050301%3Anfl%2Cphoto%2C4af95581d037428e88fa09f142fef1b3.patriots_football_mass107%3A1
Fright Night > Underworld.
It was classic vampire goodness from back before vampires became lame. These days, they can walk around in daylight and go to high school and have no weaknesses. Basically, they're Superman with a pale complexion. Meh.
My favorite scene in Fright Night was when Dandridge confronted Charlie and gave him what was really a pretty generous (and seemingly sincere) offer: Forget about me, and I'll forget about you.
Of course, Charlie, like the idiot he was, refused. Fool.
Mr. Bawful - I too am one of the deranged people who spent endless hours and blew countless riches on not only the soundtrack to Fright Night, but to the Brad Fiedel score as well. You're totally right about that scene in Charlie's room though. When I was a kid I never realized how generous Jerry Dandridge was there, but as an adult I gotta say, he seems like a pretty nice and affable guy (except for the whole beheading prostitutes thing).
A year ago I found out about this the morning after it happened, and I'm still pissed I didn't know about it sooner :(
Dude, I'm pissed FOR you. That would have been very cool.
AnacondaHL -- Wha, huh, wha...?! I don't know what you're talking about. ;)
While this is true, it goes without saying that:
Kate Beckinsale >>>> Marcy
I think half of what made Underworld good is the fact that you see Kate Beckinsale in spandex for almost 2 hours.
I was mainly pissed about missing that event I linked to above because Stephen "Evil Ed" Geoffreys was there. Since the guy went on to apparently have a long career in gay porn, I was curious as hell to see what kind of questions a room full of Fright Night nerds might ask him. Plus, seeing the movie on the big screen would be a treat :)
Japes - Spandex nothing, she was wearing skin tight vinyl in that movie. You gotta love clothing that needs to be washed with Windex :)
http://chockblock.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/kate-beckinsale-underworld-evolution.jpg
And thanks for making me feel left out with these old school movie references. I remember something about you making a list of movies/shows that a basketbawful reader should know to fully appreciate all the references. Today's comments section was like a straight man watching project runway.
http://www.eurobasket2009.org/en/cid_toT,ovGDH2EaLKL67XnPo2.gameID_6366-F-6-2.compID_qMRZdYCZI6EoANOrUf9le2.season_2009.roundID_6366.teamID_.html#{5E70D78D-E480-4F66-9B60-839D032EE21A}
Oh. My. God.
http://realgm.com/src_wiretap_archives/61583/20090914/ostertag_looking_to_make_nba_comeback/
And, I'm not the type to usually point out something along these lines, but goddamnit Jordan's daughter is finnnne
Remembering Michael Jordan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSbpyxFC24k