Friday, September 11, 2009
Stephon Marbury is not gay
By Basketbawful at 7:54 PM
Brendan Haywood Calls Marbury 'Gay'
Now Stephon Marbury Is a Barbie Girl. Great.
Starbury Addresses The Gay Jokes In True Starbury Fashion
I think he watches Real Housewives of Atlanta not Rachel Ray
9/11/2009 8:47 PM
Is Footbawful dead? I loved it last year- hope you all are still doing it!
9/11/2009 8:54 PM
9/11/2009 9:38 PM
Yer killing me man, give us the epilogue lol
9/11/2009 10:23 PM
You wasted time on this instead of the last piece of Livin' Large? What an offensive, homophobic, narrow-minded waste.
You said the last piece would be out Wednesday or Thursday. Now it's Friday night. Get it over with.
9/12/2009 12:05 AM
so sad... can you say meltdown? I predict AI will be joining this show halfway through the season...
9/12/2009 3:55 AM
First a cracked.com reference, then a dinosaur comics reference, and now a tropic thunder reference.
We are more alike then I imagined.
9/12/2009 5:29 AM
D.J. Foster -- I would like to restart Footbawful, but my time might be too limited. Plus, my old Footbawful co-writer just started law school. I will see what I can do.
Anonymous -- "What an offensive, homophobic, narrow-minded waste." First off, the whole comic is based both off real quotes (see the links provided at the bottom) and movie references. I'm making fun of Starbury's erratic behavior, Brendan Haywood's assertion that Starbury is gay and Starbury's over-the-top "I'm not gay" reaction. It's called satire. Relax.
9/12/2009 7:40 AM
"What an offensive, homophobic, narrow-minded waste."
What"s "homophobic" about a spot-on parody of a guy who has done and said some really wacky and feminine things at some really odd times recently? Personally, if I had read this at the NY Times I would have had to consider the very real possibillity that it was an actual word for word transscript of a Marbury monologue.
He's that deattached from social norms at times.
It seems the only "homophobia" here is yours, as you seem to be afraid of the mere mention of personal gay sexual behavior without any negative slant in an obvious attempt at comedy.
What's next? Screaming racism to a black guy for mentioning the fact that some athletes don't have an advanced command of the english language therefore aren't suitable for jobs as newscasters in the mass media?
...oh wait, that happened already!
9/12/2009 7:43 AM
this may have been the greatest post on 'bawful in my 8 months of reading this blog. you actually got me to stop lurking and comment. congratulations, sir. keep up the good work.
9/12/2009 8:26 AM
I'm getting a rainbow sweater with the nipples cut-out for my woman. Thanks for the great idea!
9/13/2009 1:32 PM
That was a bit tongue-in-cheek don't you think 'Bawful?
9/13/2009 9:06 PM
random note: this pic has some interesting photoshop opportunities:
9/14/2009 8:16 AM
I love the pic. He almost looks like he's hitting on himself.
"Say, you're a strapping young man...."
"Thanks, I work out a lot."
9/14/2009 9:17 AM
Killed me with the Tropic Thunder reference.
Was anyone else really pleasantly surprised at how funny Jack Black was in that movie? I figured he would be overshadowed by Ben Stiller and Robert Downey Jr, but his role was a lot funnier than Stiller's.
9/14/2009 11:00 AM
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