Remember when Basketbawful reader Ryan M. sent in the picture of Wally Szczerbiak rockin' that fabulous eskimo outfit in a postgame interview? Well, Ryan caught Wally World in the act again. Only this time, well, yeah. Said Ryan: "I really hope Zerbs can get it together soon so I can stop sending you emails. But I thought you might enjoy Wally's fierce staredown of all the robot penises in his face. If only he could do that to all the robot penises on the court! And who else can transition so seamlessly from a Playa Pimp press conference to a Gay Porn press conference." Well, better robot penises than tentacles, I guess...

wally shirtless

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Blogger Dan said...
In unrelated news that doesn't involve shirtless white guys...

ESPN Page 2 recently did a list of the worst NBA contracts in history... and Koncak's was ONLY an honorable mention??? Ugh. http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=contracts

-Dan B.

Anonymous AK Dave said...
To me the #1 all time f*cked up contract was McIlvaine.

He was the reason Shawn Kemp left Seattle, gained 80lbs (at least, and sucked for the rest of his career in CLEVELAND (!), playing with Bob Sura and Danny Ferry.

Damn you, Jim McIlvaine's contract! Damn you to Hell/Detroit!

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Does he wax his chest?

Blogger EB_Admin said...
Lol, good post!

Blogger chris said...
AK Dave: So, by extension, McIlvaine - leading Sean Kemp to leave Seattle - ultimately led to the Sonics being vulnerable to Crony Clay's takeover and removal?

THAT is one bawful contract.

Blogger AKahan said...
Another fasion faux pas tonight. Did you happen to see Dwayne Wade's USA facial Band Aid?

Anonymous Ak dave said...
Chris:

Yes. Jim McIlvaine's contract is responsible for all of this!!

We need to get him up on the Mt. Rushmore of 'Bawful, ASAP

(*sniff) I miss the Sonics :( At least Kevin Calabro told Bennett to go take a flying f*ck at a rolling doughnut: he's doing play-by-play for everything in the Northwest including Oregon State Beavers' basketball and Seattle Sounders SOCCER. The man has been the voice of the Sonics for over 20 years and is one of the absolute best in the business. He's the Johnny "Red" Kerr of the Pacific Northwest, and I'm happy he didn't pack up and leave at least.

Clay Bennett deserves a Hyaku Retsu Harite (100-hand-slap) to the BALLS.

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