I know we've been facetiously referring to Tracy McGrady as "Knee-Mac" on this site for the last few months, but this play convinced me that it was less an expression of gentle mockery than the unconscious recognition that Tracy has undergone a full-scale transformation. Similar, in many ways, to how Stifler's mom went from a reasonably hot MILF in American Pie to a pasty, bloated ham creature (who apparently ATE the real Stifler's mom) in American Pie II.
Could this be yet another sign of the alien invasion I've been warning people about? I think we need to travel as a group to Texas and check Tracy's basement for body-snatcher pods. I'll bring the flamethrower if somebody else brings the marshmallows!
Update! Okay, this is weird. After publishing this post, I had an odd feeling that I'd seen the same title somewhere before. Sure enough, it had been used once...by me, last year, in an NBA Closer column. There's nothing like plagiarizing yourself.