"Oof. Something stinks in here... probably all of my turnovers"
Do yourself a favor and take a few minutes to read this interview with Bill Walton
done by Trey Kirby over at The Basketball Jones. First off, reading anything
to yourself in Bill Walton's voice makes your day 800% better. But beyond that, this is a good interview full of the usual Walton style and some good thoughts into the importance of controlling the paint in the NBA.
Also worth reading? This Deadspin piece
. To quote the lede: "This is a story about the new NBA Jam for the Nintendo Wii. It is also a story about the 1990s, the NBA's waning cultural cachet, Bryant "Big Country" Reeves, Asian-Jewish relations, Roenick in NHL '94, nostalgia, and God." What more can you want than that? All it's missing is Greg Ostertag.
And a brief moment of analysis. (I'll keep it brief since I suck at analysis.) Marc Stein had an interesting tweet
this afternoon: "Was TUE night in BOS bigger deal than we thought for Heat? Research says only three NBA teams in last 20 years won it all after 0-1 start." To be fair, this is a complicated situation. Considering the lack of preparation time the Heat had to get used to a completely new look, I don't think it was reasonable to expect them to come out looking amazing in their very first game. That being said, the kinds of teams that lose on opening night, regardless of talent level and preparation, might be fundamentally lacking something. It might be an obvious missing piece in offense or defense, but it might also be something like a lack of killer instinct. LeBron doesn't have the same desire to go out and just kill his opponent each and every night like some of the greats did. (Jordan would refuse
to lose a game like that, for example.) How much of that will carry over into the postseason? I can't foresee it now. But that is something that will stick in the back of my mind.Worst of the Night in Pictures: Steven Tyler may not be experiencing love in elevator, but he is livin' it up while the Celtics are going down Hey, that pose looks familiar... Good God! Byron Scott is Spiderman! Well, that explains some things. Or nothing at all. Not sure which yet... Based on Landry Fields' reaction, I think Demar DeRozan has a taser hidden in his hand Anyone who want to scare Drew Gooden on Halloween now knows what his biggest fear apparently is: playing defense Please forgive the Nets if their celebrations seem a little awkward -- they don't have much experience celebrating Good. Use your aggressive feelings, Cleveland fans. Let the hate flow through you.Nationally Televised Games:Wizards at Magic, TNT, 8pm:
The Magic have a new arena. On the other hand, the Wizards are missing Gilbert Arenas, one of their main weapons. (Damnit. I just can't help myself. The gun jokes write themselves.) In other news, holy crap John Wall is fun to watch. Trust me on this one.Suns at Jazz, TNT, 10:30pm:
Interesting game. These two teams have some similarities: both are higher-scoring offenses who no longer have their leading scorer from last year, and both teams struggled to put up points in their season openers. Oh, and they also share another similarity: I don't get to watch nearly enough of either of them because they're based out West and their games come on too damn late for me a lot of the time, and there's not enough time in the day to DVR their games and watch later on. Can someone please invent some sort of magic time machine soon plzkthx?
Labels: Bawful After Dark, gratuitous Gilbert Arenas gun joke, Orlando Magic, Phoenix Suns, Utah Jazz, Washington Wizards