It's official. D-West isn't good enough for Home Depot, but apparently he managed to find employment at a furniture store
, despite having a job application that appears only slightly less absurd than the one I made up for him a month ago.
Misunderstanding, huh? You silver-tongued devil. No wonder you got the job. Congratulations. Hey, Tweet a picture of yourself on your first day.
Uhm, actually, tell you what...keep the pics and Tweets to yourself, mkay?
This brings us to our first post-lockout audience participation exercise. Assignment #1:
Give me your best caption for D-West's first-day-at-Regency-Furniture picture.
I'll get us started: "Tonight on COPS..." Assignment #2:
Help me find out what Regency Furniture store D-West works at, and if I'm ever in that area, I'll be sure to put together a kick-ass video of an Evil Ted D-West meet-and-greet.
Labels: Delonte West, job application, regency furniture