It's official. D-West isn't good enough for Home Depot, but apparently he managed to find employment at a furniture store, despite having a job application that appears only slightly less absurd than the one I made up for him a month ago.
Misunderstanding, huh? You silver-tongued devil. No wonder you got the job. Congratulations. Hey, Tweet a picture of yourself on your first day.
Uhm, actually, tell you what...keep the pics and Tweets to yourself, mkay?
This brings us to our first post-lockout audience participation exercise.
Assignment #1: Give me your best caption for D-West's first-day-at-Regency-Furniture picture.
I'll get us started: "Tonight on COPS..."
Assignment #2: Help me find out what Regency Furniture store D-West works at, and if I'm ever in that area, I'll be sure to put together a kick-ass video of an Evil Ted D-West meet-and-greet.
Misunderstanding, huh? You silver-tongued devil. No wonder you got the job. Congratulations. Hey, Tweet a picture of yourself on your first day.
Uhm, actually, tell you what...keep the pics and Tweets to yourself, mkay?
This brings us to our first post-lockout audience participation exercise.
Assignment #1: Give me your best caption for D-West's first-day-at-Regency-Furniture picture.
I'll get us started: "Tonight on COPS..."
Assignment #2: Help me find out what Regency Furniture store D-West works at, and if I'm ever in that area, I'll be sure to put together a kick-ass video of an Evil Ted D-West meet-and-greet.
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I don't really know much details about the negotiation and the lockout to have an accurate opinion about the D-Wade thing, kazam.
Could you throw your thought to give me more clues?
he probably feels a few months of simple work will keep him occupied and balanced mentally.