"Inflatable Ben can stop my driving to the hoop, but he can't stop my driving while intoxicated!"
And the rough lockout offseason continues.
Ben Wallace has been arrested and faces felony charges
. He was pulled over at 3am (because, like momma always said, nothing good ever happens after midnight) for erratic driving. He failed a field sobriety test and later a breathalyzer test... and police also discovered an unloaded pistol in his Escalade. Oops! For those scoring at home, that's a misdemeanor drunken driving charge, and a five year felony charge
for carrying a concealed weapon.
This is terrible news, but I'm left with just one thought: Will he be using Inflatable Defender Ben Wallace
as his representation in court? I can't wait for him to pop open the valve to deflate it, then say "the defense rests, Your Honor."
Labels: Ben Wallace, drunken driving, gun charges