Paul Westphal fires up the Invisible Lawnmower. Finally, an explanation for Suckramento's ineptitude -- his players must be tripping over invisible grass
Anyone else just absolutely getting his/her ass kicked by a post-Christmas lull? I can't even blame alcohol since I didn't drink (though that may change tonight when I go to my bowling league). I'm just burned out and feel empty inside. It's kind of like being the 12th man on the Purple Paupers' bench.
, behold this epic moment of soccer man love:
Soccerawful Footbawful?Worst of the Night in Pictures: Two great moments in awkward man love historyNationally Televised Games:Lakers at Spurs, NBA TV, 8:30pm:
Someone wanna go check the Lakers' alarm clocks? They never woke up for the Christmas game, and as far as I know, they might still be in a tryptophan coma.All The Other Games:Magic at Cavaliers, 7pm:
The Cavs are putting up unreal numbers. They've managed to shoot 41.0% from the field in December. Brick factories everywhere are envious.Celtics at Pacers, 7pm:
Can we just get Rajon Rondo out on the floor with a pair of crutches or something? It'd be a step up from Nate Robinson.Knicks at Heat, 7:30pm:
Yes, the Heat's schedule self-corrected a little recently and they got to play some softer competition, but even considering that their defensive effort the last few weeks has been impressive. They've only allowed 86.7 points per game over the last 15 games. Damn.Bucks at Bulls, 8pm:
I'm convinced that this year's Bucks team is offended by offense.Craptors at Mavericks, 8:30pm:
Dirk's out for this game and listed as day-to-day with a minor knee sprain
. Nooooooooooo! (insert dramatic music sting
)Frail Blazers at Nuggets, 9pm:
Good to see Carmelo's planning on being back on the court tonight.
Labels: Bawful After Dark, Cleveland Cavaliers, man love, Sacramento Kings