Silly Flip. You can't hang yourself like that!As I sit in here a post-Nyets-victory malaise, I think we need something to cheer us up. And this should do it: it's time for the annual
Name of the Year bracket. It's a strong field this year, with Nohjay Nimpson a solid #1 seed, and Dick Smallberries Jr. a surprisingly low #3 seed in its region, especially considering that his dad suffered through that name his whole life and yet
still named his kid after him.
But all of those awesomely terrible names got me thinking -- what NBA player has the most bawful/bawesome name? Luc Mbah a Moute is an obvious choice in my opinion (it just rolls off the tongue), but hearing Zaza Pachulia's name always makes me smile. Post your thoughts in the comments.
Worst of the Night in Pictures: Great picture to begin with, but make sure you see Jodi Meeks' "WTF?" expression Kiki had to re-teach himself how to smile. He's still figuring it out. The Pacers may not have many fans, but the ones they do have are, uhm, very enthusiastic Surprise!Nationally Televised Games:Heat at Bulls: Derrick Rose and Joakim Noah are back, but the Bulls are only 33-37. But wait! They're in the Eastern Conference! Could it be time for a playoff run?? As sad as that sounds, it's true.
Mavericks at Frail Blazers: This game could be a preview of what we'll see in the first round of the playoffs. And considering the Mavs have yet to beat the Blazers all season, but they've both been very close games. I'm not even going to make any jokes here -- this is just plain ol' good basketball.
All The Other Games:Clippers at Rockets: Since when did the Rockets hire the Frail Blazers' training and medical crew? They had to call up two D-Leaguers to play in their last game thanks to a rash of injuries, and their five reserves combined to shoot 29% in that loss to the Thunder. 29%!! Nothing like a home game against the Clippers to wash off that stank.
Labels: Bawful After Dark, Dick Smallberries Jr FTW
"EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. -- New Jersey Nets chief executive Brett Yormark isn't one to let a marketing opportunity go astray.
Two days after a brief finger-pointing exchange with a fan who wore a paper bag on his head to protest the Nets' dismal season, Yormark came prepared for more potential protesters during Wednesday's game against Sacramento.
Any fan who put a paper bag on his head would be offered a nylon Nets' bag containing a poster, a pack of player trading cards and a printed note from Yormark that said:
"Thanks for letting us see your face. We hope to see it more often at Nets' games."
Nets spokesman Barry Baum said two people accepted the exchange offer by halftime.
The Nets are threatening the record for fewest wins (9-73) in an NBA season, set by the Philadelphia 76ers in 1972-73."
Some awkward moments on camera there the whole evening.
(Yes I have to download Leno. TV in this country sucks. I even have to download games, since ESPN-Star shows two matches a week. Even during the Finals! And the broadband isn't fast enough for leauge pass and stuff.)
Anonymous (re: Barkley's comments) - That reminds me of one of the worst lines of dialogue in the awful film "Pocket Ninjas" (which Dan B. and I watched together in Reno). Ugh.
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The Rockets lose to the Clippers. In HOUSTON. I think Adelman seriously should pencil Clutch the Bear in as a backup center from now on!
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/trans;_ylt=AkRb958_gDsVDTtXoQUeX8u8vLYF
This is their potential first round opponent, let's see whether Carlisle prefers a nicer looking record (like Avery Johnson was accused of) or an easier playoff series.
Spin:
Jackson was recently waived by the Cavaliers, who needed room after re-signing Zydrunas Ilgauskas.
Darnell "Lacktion" Jackson is back!
Instead of Patty Ewing, Sir Charles, Shawn Bradley and Muggsy Bogues we'll cast players like Darnell Jackson, Mario West, Jake Voskuhl and Kosta Koufos.
Greg Ostertag is the obvious new Jordan, but instead of dunking for the win he'll star in some Monstar man-love and posterization, look goofy and ride the pine after 5 fouls.
We could ask Wayne Knight back, he's got nothing going for him right now, yes? Hollywood should run with this shit, it will be the defining b-ball movie of its generation!
i cant even put into words how much i hate this kid.
http://www.cleveland.com/cavs/index.ssf/2010/03/delonte_west_is_smiling_and_th.html
As long as Mike Brown is his coach, that is. If the Cavaliers ever got a coach who had an offensive game plan more advanced than your average junior high girls team, LeBron might not get as many touches/points.
Enter Pete Puma!