This one isn't nearly as bad as
The Zach Randolph Abomination, but it's still pretty darn craptastic. It even made Basketbawful reader Aram -- who kindly sent in a graphic of the play-by-play -- embarrassed to be a Lakers fan. As well he should be. (But for reasons other than this.)
I'm also awarding bonus 'bawful points to the Grizzlies for employing a "rebounding optional" defensive strategy. "Hey, I know! If we make them take five or six shots per possession, they'll eventually tire themselves out! Brilliant!" Oh, and for the record, I see this sort of thing happen in pickup basketball all the time.
Labels: fan submissions, Los Angels Lakers, Pau Gasol, worst possessions
1:10 LAL Gasol punches net in frustration while screaming "Merda!" **
**original Catalan
i think this is nowhere nearly as bad as the gordon possession i sent earlier where gordon chucked 3s while OTHER players worked for the offensive rebounds just to watch him shoot the ball again and then throw a bad pass.
again, i don't know if they had the play by play when rodman was still in the league, but i remember seeing him do this little tip-in routine quite often. sometimes he'd score, sometimes he'd somehow end up with the rebound and sometimes in the end the defense managed to finally get a rebound. you gotta at least appreciate the effort.
(for this particular play I can't tell for sure cause I didn't see it, but the play by play suggests it was exactly this kind of thing)
Wordverification: Mings. Yao's family.
dunkside -- You are absolutely correct. That Bulls possession was far worse. FAR.
Geert -- Or you could be like JaVale McGee and shoot on your own basket by mistake.
Wild Yams -- Load 'er up.
Dunpizzle -- In all honesty, it should be called a "Moses," since Moses Malone made a career off that kind of action.
actually ming is his first name. yao is the family (last) name. only this is how they introduce themselves - last name first, first name last.
can't say if it has to do with the chinese or is just a communist thing, cause this is how the communists had people doing in eastern europe as well. might have had something to do with trying to remove the individuality of a person and make him just one in a group of nearly identical people. sort of like robots or clones. pretty 1984 like.
/offtopic
Yes, you are totally right. I read that once. I don't think it's a communist thing, maybe something Asian? I kind of remember (but not sure) that it's also like this in some other countries. Also, 1984 is great.
No, its an Asian thing, its traditionally like that. Stresses on Family or ancestry being more important that self. Even I have a whole string of initials denoting my ancestry, only used in govt forms!
Anyway, now you know why Yao has Yao on his jersey, and not Ming :) And Yi, and Sun, etc