I already touched on Zach Randolph's pooptastic game against the Raptor's in Worst of the Weekend, but this thrilling video -- provided by Basketbawful reader Charles -- is the dollop of creamy turd pudding on top of the crap cake that Z-Bo served up last night:
Worst. Possession. Ever. Let me recap it for you:
1. Randolph, a (nearly) seven-footer, receives the ball outside of the three-point line.
2. He attempts to break down his defender by dribbling the hell out of the ball, sort of like Isiah Thomas circa 1989, only without the mad handles.
3. He totally loses the rock like somebody abusing the freestyle control on NBA Live and has to run almost out to halfcourt to retrieve it.
4. Then, instead of passing the ball to a teammate, he runs it to the arc and launches an airball...with 7 seconds left on the shot clock! (Thanks, herman).
The best part is when the camera pans to Isiah, who looks about ready to choke a bitch.
Worst. Possession. Ever. Let me recap it for you:
1. Randolph, a (nearly) seven-footer, receives the ball outside of the three-point line.
2. He attempts to break down his defender by dribbling the hell out of the ball, sort of like Isiah Thomas circa 1989, only without the mad handles.
3. He totally loses the rock like somebody abusing the freestyle control on NBA Live and has to run almost out to halfcourt to retrieve it.
4. Then, instead of passing the ball to a teammate, he runs it to the arc and launches an airball...with 7 seconds left on the shot clock! (Thanks, herman).
The best part is when the camera pans to Isiah, who looks about ready to choke a bitch.
Labels: Isiah Thomas, New York Knicks, Zach Randolph
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but hey, He got a single block last week... I have him on my fantasy squad...(s) double ouch... when he gets a block I feel the need to celebrate.
Just to add to the awesomeness that is Z-Bo.
And to think that Starbury was so excited at the beginning of the season... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYY338_JgvI)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25UrxYZc1Ew
You know...it's like the 12th game of the afternoon, guys are sort of getting lazy and playing shadow defense...and your big man somehow gets ahold of the ball out front and for an instant thinks he's the sickest ballhandler ever.
It was at this point I used to just walk off the court to go home. I wonder how many Knicks feel like doing that each night.
This was bad. REAL BAD. I mean I've been a Blazers fan since I was a baby and I never saw Zbo do anything like this when he was in Portland. This really demonstrates that the Knicks really have no control over the players.
P.S. It looks like my favorite Blazer Darius Miles has been editing his Wikipedia article in his down time.
Here's a quote:
"According to sportsline.com/nba/injuries, Darius will be out until at least late February."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_boykins
According to this article Mr. Boykins attended "EARL THE SQUIRELL" for his college career.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaVa6NHwUUg
http://media.wweek.com/docs/zrandolph.pdf
LOL. Glad Pritchard worked his magic...