Hollins
The super-ultra-rare double facefist: When a double
facepalm just can't express all the wonderful misery.

Andre Iguodala: Glass half full: Iggy almost had a triple-double last night (22 points, 9 rebounds, 11 assists). Glass half empty: He almost had a triple-bumble, too, thanks to his season-high 7 turnovers. Fortunately for Andre, his team was playing...

The Washington Wizards Generals: The Generals lined up for another loss, this time at the hands of the heretofore struggling 76ers, who snapped their four-game losing streak in Washington last night. And Generals interim coach Ed Tapscott was pissed. After the game, he said his team lacked "focus, concentration, effort and execution," emphasizing each failing by slamming his fist down on the lectern. He even suggested he might have to warm up with his team to shake them out of their funk. "If that means I'm out there on the floor in my sweats, we'll do that." Hmm. Ed Tapscott in sweats. I'm sure that'll be a real big motivator. Bonus stats: The Wizards had more turnovers (21) than free throw attempts (18).

The Memphis Grizzlies: Make it six in a row, as in games lost, for the Grizzlies of Memphis, who were beaten by the Danny Granger-less (and Mike Dunleavy Jr.-less) Pacers in Indy. More accurately, they were beaten by T.J. Ford, who scored 8 of his 20 points in the decisive fourth quarter despite flu-like symptoms! Seriously, the dude didn't start and almost didn't play. But even though he hadn't even been eating, he had enough in the tank to beat the Grizzlies. Of course, that sort of goes without saying, doesn't it? More bonus stats: The Griz lost despite shooting almost 50 percent and forcing 20 turnovers.

Rasho Nesterovic: From Basketbawful reader Junior:

Truly Bawful.

2:36 IND - R. Nesterovic misses a layup
2:36 IND - R. Nesterovic offensive rebound
2:36 IND - R. Nesterovic misses a 3-foot jumper in the lane
2:36 IND - R. Nesterovic offensive rebound
2:36 IND - Team rebound
2:20 IND - R. Nesterovic misses a 17-foot jumper along the right baseline
2:18 MEM - M. Conley defensive rebound

Memo to Nesterovic: if you missed a 3-foot jumper, you will miss a 17-foot
The Chicago Bulls: Well, I'll give the Bulls this much: They didn't allow Devin Harris beat them with a 60-foot miracle shot as time expired. Instead, they let Harris shoot them down by scoring 19 of his 42 points in the fourth quarter. Devin shot 7-for-9 from the field, and four of those makes were layups of the "Hot damn he just blew by his guy!" variety. It was like Dr. Horrible zapped the Bulls with his Freeze Ray. (It's not a Death Ray. Or an Ice Beam...that's all "Johnny Snow.") Not that Chicago's problems were all on the defensive end. They entered the fourth with a 4-point lead, then proceeded to miss 10 of their first 11 field goal attempts and ended up shooting 7-for-25 for the quarter.

Ben Gordon, who "led" the Bulls with 17 points, was miffed afterwards. "We were doing stupid stuff the whole game and kind of shot ourselves in the foot. Stupid shots, stupid decisions, bad defense. We lost this one tonight, if you ask me. We shouldn't play like this, so it is definitely disappointing. This is a beatable team. We beat them twice already this season. The game was there. The game was there for us if we wanted it. We just didn't play the way we needed to." And the person primarily at fault for that is...

Vinny Del Negro: Was their any way to stop Devin Harris from hitting the Bulls in the eye with the NBA-equivalent of "the money shot"? Derrick Rose thought so: "Zone and trap; that's what I think you do when somebody is going off like that. Just trap him. But we didn't." Not that Rose could have participated in a zone-and-trap scheme against Harris, because HE WAS ON THE BENCH DURING CRUNCH TIME. AGAIN. Sorry for yelling, but COME ON. The Notorious V.D.N. sat Derrick for the final 4:52 because he apparently thought Kirk Hinrich would do a better job stopping Harris than Rose did. Mind you, Harris scored 9 of his fourth-quarter points against Rose...and 10 of them when Hinrich was Devin's primary defender. So that worked in a way that totally didn't. Like AK Dave pointed out the other day, Hinrich does his best defenive work against big, athletic guards like Dwyane Wade. He struggles against the quick guys like T.J. Ford and Harris. Hasn't Vinny figured that out? And yes: That question was completely rhetorical.

Vinny's clutch play calling -- if you can call it that -- was even worse. Rose only had one fourt-quarter shot attempt before he was exiled to the bench. One. Meanwhile, Tyrus Thomas took four jumpers -- two on on possession -- from from 18, 7, 20 and 16 feet out. And a couple of those came after timeouts! Are you telling me Vinny is writing up plays to get Tyrus "The Brick" Thomas jump shots out of timeouts? Say it ain't so! Please. I'm begging you.

Update! Larry Hughes: ghostlygerbils noticed this egregious oversight on my part: "How could you miss Larry '0' Hughes going 1-6 with no assists or rebounds and 3 fouls? The crowd at MSG was booing him by his second miss."

The Detroit Pistons: Eight. Eight losses in a row. Ah, ha, ha. Not that the Pistons didn't make a game of it against, because they did. But the end result was the same, another black mark in the loss column of the season standings. It's the team's longest slide into oblivion since 1995, a span of 14 seasons.

There was plenty of 'bawful, despite their valiant effort. The Not-Answer had to leave the game in the first quarter after aggravating a back strain. Rasheed Wallace got ejected with 7:55 in the fourth quarter after getting T'd up twice in 27 seconds. (More on that below.) And still the Pistons were down by only a point in the final minute, but David West grabbed two offensive rebounds on the Hornets' final possession, the second of which forced the Pistons to foul to stop the clock. Even then they could have tied it, but their final shot was a three-pointer by Walter Herrmann. And it's pretty hard for me to believe that that was the shot they wanted.

Bonus stats: Tyson Chandler had a season-high 17 rebounds. He and West combined for 13 of the Hornets 17 offensive boards. And their rebounding was the difference in the game. Who knew blocking out was such a lost art?

Rasheed Wallace: From ESPN's Daily Dime (via Wild Yams): "On Wed., the Pistons seemed poised to end their losing streak, leading the Hornets early in the fourth quarter, but Wallace suffered the kind of meltdown that's punctuated his career. With the game tied 71-71, Wallace gave up an offensive rebound to Hornets reserve forward Sean Marks, allowing New Orleans to score the basket that put them ahead to stay in a game they would win by just three points. After the Marks play, Wallace complained demonstratively to get technical foul No. 15, and shortly thereafter angrily knocked a towel from a Hornets ball boy's hand into the crowd for technical foul No. 16. He followed that by throwing a towel in the direction of his coach, Michael Curry, who had just seconds before removed him from the game. All of this raises the possibility that Wallace will face what would probably be the NBA's first-ever triple suspension -- the automatic suspension for his 16th technical foul of the season, a league suspension for knocking a towel into the crowd and a team suspension for his actions toward his coach. Or might the Pistons just release him now, with only 26 games remaining on his contract? In any case, Sheed's tenure in Detroit, which began in spectacular fashion in 2004 with an NBA title (remember his championship belt?), is reaching an ignominious end."

And in case you wanted to watch the towel incident...


The Minnesota Timberwolves: Due to the unfortunate absence of Al Jefferson, Kevin McHale has been forced to employ and uptempo offense so his team can, you know, score points...which is sort of what basketball is all about. But the downside of pushing the ball is that it allows teams to push back. Which is what the Jazz did last night: Utah scored 120 points on 53 percent shooting as seven Jazz players scored in double-digits. Said McHale "We just have got to get better defensively." Dude, seriously, your team can play offense OR defense, not both. So if they're going to lose anyway -- and they are -- you might as well let them entertain their fans by putting up points.

The Portland Trail Blazers: Man, these guys have been Odenized. And I don't mean that in a good way. Last night, they suffered a 15-point road loss to the San Antonio Spurs Tony Parker and his French Foreign Legion. Parker, forced to play without franchise cornerstone Tim Duncan (right quad tendonosis) and sixth man extraordinaire Manu Ginobili -- exploded for 39 points and 9 assists. It was Portland's second straight road loss to a playoff-bound Western Conference team. The Blazers shot 37 percent and had only 12 assists on 32 field goals...so you know the ball movement wasn't there. Of course, San Antonio's defense will do that to you. Fun fact: The Spurs just signed forward Pops Menah-Bonsu to a 10-day contract. That's a fun name.

Steve Blake: Here's a case of a reader with an offensive rebound off my miss. Brendan K said: "Steve Blake went 0-9 from the floor and 0-2 from the line last night. EPIC FAIL."

The Milwaukee Bucks: On January 21, Milwaukee beat Dallas 133-99. It was and is the Mavs' worst loss of the season. And you know what that means: Revenge game! The 116-96 retribution was highlighted by 53 percent shooting (including 50 percent from downtown) and a 51-25 edge on the boards. Dallas committed 22 turnovers and STILL won by 20.

Hawks versus Nuggets: So the Hawks lost for the fourth time in five games, with their only victory in that stretch being a 5-point win over the worst-in-the-league Kings. On the other hand, the Nuggets barely escaped with a 1-point home win over a depleted Hawks team -- starters Mike Bibby (flu) and Josh Smith (family matter) were both out and Zaza Pachulia STARTED -- when Flip Murray's 14-footer bounced off the rim at the buzzer. Said Chauncey Billups: "I was angry. I'm happy that we won, but I'm just disappointed in how we won. When you lose three games in a row, any kind of win is great. But I think the disappointment that we have in the way that we finished the game is just a sign of how good of a team that we are: We're happy with the win, but we're not happy with how we finished the game."

Speaking of long faces, Murray was all down on himself for missing a semi-gimmie that would have allowed his team to steal one. "It was a shot I should have made. I had a chance to win the game with my last shot and I short-armed it. But it was a shot I should have made. ... It was wide open, I should have made it. It was an easy little chipper and I should have made it." Okay, okay. We get it, Flip. You should have made it. But you didn't.

The Sacramento Kings: Man, I don't know what to say about this team, other than they are retroactively erasing all the good memories I have of them from the C-Webb Era. It's like that movie Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I guess it's not all bad, though. At least I'll be able to forget (hopefully) that Game 6 against the Lakers. Anyway, here's a recap of Sacramento's ongoing 'bawful from the Associated Press: "It was another in a long line of lackluster games for the Kings, who have the NBA's worst record (12-47) and are on track to have their losingest season in franchise history. The Kings have lost three straight and 17 of 19. The game drew the smallest crowd (10,439) in the current arena, which surprised [Gerald] Wallace, who was accustomed to boisterous sellout crowds when he was a King. 'It hurts, it hurts real bad,' Wallace said. 'I was here in the glory days when the energy was totally different. It's upside down now.'" And now, the coup de grace:

Kings fan

The Boston Celtics: It seems fitting somehow that on a day in which the latest batch of Marbury-to-Boston rumors dominated the headlines, the Celtics -- without Kevin Garnett (muscle strain in his right knee) and Brian Scalabrine (neck injury) -- lost to the Los Angeles Clippers. The loss itself was highlighted by Paul Pierce dislocating his right thumb in the third quarter and then again in the fourth, while Gabe Pruitt's arrest for DUI -- in Hollywood, after 3 a.m. -- served as a dark epilogue.

So can we all just agree that The Marbury Effect goes beyond basketball and is bordering on the supernatural? The last time everybody started talking about Marbury becoming a Celtic, the team lost seven times in nine games. Now they're losing to the Clippers while stars are getting injured and a petty roleplayer is acting the fool. Starbury is walking chaos, a shadow of doom to everything he touches...nay, everything he looks at or is even associated with in passing. If Danny Ainge signs him, this season will not end well for the Celtics. Mark my words.

Baron Davis, quote machine: This one is from Basketbawful reader Colin G.: "Said Baron Davis after the Clippers beat Boston: 'It's good to start getting everyone healthy. That's going to help us be a threat as the end of the season approaches.' Threat? Clippers? ... LOL! The Clippers are as threatening as a pink plush teddy bear. The quote was so bad I thought it was a joke." It is, Colin. Unintentional jokes are still jokes. You know?

Lacktion report: Chris continues to hone the art form of describing lacktivity:

Magic-Knicks: New York's starting big man Jared Jeffries blocked one shot in 17:27 to avoid a staggering suck differential, but still provided so little of benefit to his statline that he ended up with a true Voskuhl of 5:0, his five fouls being rated against one brick from downtown. Jazz-Wolves: Jarron Collins took a board in an attempt to hide from the lacktion ledger, but his Madsen-level 1:0 Voskuhl in 4:56 (via foul) after a brick keeps him firmly in the lacktator's limelight. (And, somehow, the Worldwide Leader refuses to acknowledge this negative performance, according to their boxscore which assigned Jarron a DNP-CD.)

Bucks-Mavs: Joe Alexander - Milwaukee's most recent first-round draft pick -- gave up the rock once and took three fouls for +4 in 5:14.

Blazers-Spurs: Malik Hairston and Pops Mensah-Bonsu can now put on overalls and eat spaghetti together, as 34-second Mario Brothers for Greg Popovich! Pops, in his first NBA start this season, managed to string together a board in his unextended stint.

Hawks-Nuggets: Atlanta's Solomon Jones doesn't have to call his broker tonight, as a near six-and-a-half trillion was reduced to a mere +1 suck differential (in 6:33) due to a foul.

Bobcats-Kings: The Bobcats lacktivated Alex Ajinca off the bench, and he head-butted the question marks out of the way by nearly collecting a trillion in gold coins. Nearly, that is, because he instead tossed up a building block and once offered the leather sphere as a gift to the purple paupers. And because by skipping out on three extra seconds on the Arco Arena floor, he earned himself a 57 second Mario! That powerup mushroom also entitled him to a 1:0 Voskuhl, though he wasn't the only one honoring the centerpiece of Toronto's Little Three, as DeSagana Diop racked a Voskuhl of his own in 9:38, getting a ratio of 3:2 (three fouls against two rebounds and two bricks).

Celtics-Clippers: Emboldened by the recent need for a human victory cigar, Mike Dunleavy Sr. forgot that you need to be actually sure of a win before bringing one of those out. So in the midst of a nailbiter against the defending champs of the Association, Mike Taylor went to Staples and brought home a 15-second Mario! But that wasn't the end of the story.

Five seconds left in the game, TAYLOR GETS BACK OUT ON THE COURT! As his Mario gets more precious seconds added to it...the Clippers hang on for a dramatic win! So was Dunleavy clairvoyant...or, did he just fall plain into dumb luck? Actually, that's a rhetorical question.
Kobe Bryant: Mamba lured Luke Walton and Adam Morrison in the Lakers locker room by telling them he was starting a "secret team." Once they were alone, Kobe said: "Now, our operation is small, but there's a lot of potential for aggressive...expansion. So, which of our fine gentlemen would like to join the team? Oh! There's only one spot open right now, so we're gonna have [breaks a cue stick in half]...tryouts. [Throws one half in between Luke and Adam] Make it fast."

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Blogger Wild Yams said...
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Blogger Wild Yams said...
Holy cow, if you get a chance please check out today's Daily Dime over on ESPN where they absolutely murder the Pistons with a list of 29 "facts" about the team (one for each loss they have this year). Here are the highlights:

- The Pistons are now 2-9 in February, with one game to go (in Orlando). In the last four Februarys combined, the Pistons lost just eight games, going 38-8 overall.

- Rodney Stuckey, Billups' replacement, has slumped miserably, failing to reach 20 points in each of the last 19 games, after scoring 20 or more in six of his previous 13 games. Meanwhile, Billups has led the resurgent Nuggets to third place in the West, after many expected them before the trade to miss the playoffs altogether this season.

- On Wed., the Pistons seemed poised to end their losing streak, leading the Hornets early in the fourth quarter, but Wallace suffered the kind of meltdown that's punctuated his career. With the game tied 71-71, Wallace gave up an offensive rebound to Hornets reserve forward Sean Marks, allowing New Orleans to score the basket that put them ahead to stay in a game they would win by just three points. After the Marks play, Wallace complained demonstratively to get technical foul No. 15, and shortly thereafter angrily knocked a towel from a Hornets ball boy's hand into the crowd for technical foul No. 16. He followed that by throwing a towel in the direction of his coach, Michael Curry, who had just seconds before removed him from the game. All of this raises the possibility that Wallace will face what would probably be the NBA's first-ever triple suspension -- the automatic suspension for his 16th technical foul of the season, a league suspension for knocking a towel into the crowd and a team suspension for his actions toward his coach. Or might the Pistons just release him now, with only 26 games remaining on his contract? In any case, Sheed's tenure in Detroit, which began in spectacular fashion in 2004 with an NBA title (remember his championship belt?), is reaching an ignominious end.

- After the game, Hamilton complained about his demotion to the bench, and his role as Iverson's understudy for the past 16 games. "I've said I'm happy to come off the bench as long as we're winning," Hamilton said. "But we're losing. We're now 4-12 with me coming the bench. Something's got to change." The Pistons are 17-16 with Hamilton starting.

- In hopes of winning a title with the Pistons, Antonio McDyess forfeited almost $9 million in guaranteed salary this season and next to get free of his contract with the Nuggets after he was included in the Billups-Iverson trade.

- The Pistons' streak of consecutive home sellouts, which began in Jan. 2004 and stood as the NBA's high at the time, ended on Feb. 4 at 259 consecutive games.

- So far, the Pistons' early-season trade of Chauncey Billups for Allen Iverson has backfired.

Blogger Brendan K said...
Steve Blake went 0-9 from the floor and 0-2 from the line last night. EPIC FAIL

Anonymous arwyta said...
Hey there,

Mensah-Bonsu's name is even funnier than you think. His real name is, in fact "Nana Papa Yaw Mensah Bonsu", which means something like "Chief Whale Slayer Born on a Thursday". I know because he was in my team, DKV Joventut (Rudy Fernández's ex team) until not long ago. We fired him because he was injured and didn't want to go through surgery. So if now he can play, it will mean we have the worst doctors ever... If that happens I will nominate them for your "Worst of...".

Anonymous Jai said...
Rasheed Wallace Totally Looks Like he's been punched in the gut by Little Mac

Am I right? It must feel, to him, like he's getting punched in the stomach by a little guy every time the Pistons suck due to the Not Answer...

Blogger chris said...
The Marbury Effect. Future WOTD? Though I don't know if that then could apply to its most comparable specimen, Knee-Mac, because I'm not sure Knee-Mac's anti-game has anything to do with the paranormal.

Blogger James said...
By the way, NBA.com was just as excited about the Clippers win as the rest of us last night...

http://tinyurl.com/dz348e

Blogger Buck Nasty said...
Two words. CLIPPERS WIN!!!!

Anonymous Jack said...
What a bizzare place for a Dr. Horrible reference...

Blogger AnacondaHL said...
Did Luke get the thicker end or did Morrison?

...

...actually, don't answer that.

Blogger K2 said...
FYI, the link to the triple-bumble entry has an extra preceding "www.blogger.com" that makes it 404.

Blogger Wild Yams said...
Am I alone in thinking that the biggest upset of the night might have actually been the Spurs over Portland rather than the Clips over the Celtics? Portland is usually very tough to beat at home, and San Antonio was playing there on the 2nd night of a back to back without Duncan and Ginobili, and still won by 15 points. True, Portland was also playing for the 2nd night in a row, but they're a very young, very deep team so theoretically that shouldn't hurt them as much as an old team with a limited bench like San Antonio.

While losing to the Clippers is never forgivable, at least Boston had a couple excuses (long road trip, no KG, Pierce gets hurt, Marbury looms, etc). This is a very dangerous time for the Celtics though, with them now three games back in the loss column to the Lakers (and with LA owning the tie-breaker). If Boston wants to have home court advantage throughout the playoffs again this year, they can't afford to lose many more games, not with the way LA and Cleveland are playing. They better hope Marbury comes in and clicks right away, because they can't really afford to have a long adjustment period the way Phoenix did last year after the Shaq trade. I know Doc Rivers has said the Celtics don't need HCA to win, but considering Boston only won two road games in the playoffs last year when they were probably a better team, having the home court certainly couldn't hurt.

As for the Clippers and Baron's claim that they're going to be a threat as the end of the season approaches, it should be pointed out that the best the Clippers can do this year is finish 39-43, and that's if they don't lose again this year. Meanwhile the Mavs are currently in the 8th seed in the West with 34 wins already. In other words, I'm guessing John Hollinger's playoff odds have the Clips at 0% of making the playoffs this year, so the only thing the Clips would be threatening is their draft lottery position.

Anonymous Shayan said...
Love the Dark Knight reference, haha, awesome.

Blogger Dan said...
I can't believe no one mentioned Mario West stayed on the floor for 6 minutes and 58 seconds, going 0-2, grabbing 4 boards for a +/- of -11. Woodson needed to be fired before allowing MW to stay on the court for more than a too-lengthy 45 seconds, now he might as well quit.

Blogger ghostlygerbils said...
How could you miss Larry "0" Hughes going 1-6 with no assists or rebounds and 3 fouls? The crowd at MSG was booing him by his second miss.

Anonymous Dan B. said...
But Dan, isn't it a statistical fact (thanks to some unrealistic, skewed statistical analysis, which is exactly why you read this website) that the Hawks usually win when Mario West plays a ton of minutes???

;)

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I think I missed the joke - but why do you call the Wizards the Generals?

Blogger Basketbawful said...
Wild Yams -- What can I say? Other than "wow," that is. I added some of this to the post.

Brendan K -- Added.

arwyta -- Are you pulling my leg? Actually, never mind...I just looked it up and you're right. AWESOME. And sure to get a mention in a future post!

Jai -- You're not wrong.

chris -- I've been sitting on the Marbury Effect for a while. Only it's so specific...it may live and die with him.

James -- Man. I guess Baron was right about them being a threat now...

Buck Nasty -- Made you're year, didn't it?

Jack -- Why so bizarre?

AnacondaHL -- That made me snort.

K2 -- Crap. I'll fix that.

Wild Yams -- I would say that Portland's loss was at least as big as Boston's, but not bigger. There's never an excuse to lose to the Clippers. Oh, and the Celtics aren't catching the Lakers now, and I doubt they're even going to try. If that was an issue for them, KG would have played during that second half in Utah.

Re: Clippers' threatiness: Only as a spoiler.

Shayan -- Thanks. I'm surprised it took me this long.

Dan -- I know his stats were bad, but to me, when Mario plays more than a minute, that's a VICTORY. For him. Not the Hawks.

ghostlygerbils -- Dear lord. I'll fix that.

Anonymous -- Sorry 'bout the confusion. The Washington Generals are the team that used to exist for the sole purpose of losing to the Harlem Globetrotters.

Blogger chris said...
bawful: While to a much lesser degree, AI and Marion each seem to fit in to portions of the Marbury Effect as well!

Blogger Wild Yams said...
Mr. Bawful, having just seen the Globetrotters play in person earlier this month, take it from me that the Generals still exist solely to be the losers for every Harlem Globetrotter game.

BTW, I'd like to repeat once again that if Detroit hadn't made that AI for Chauncey swap, Michael Curry's coaching career would already be over. Curry must be thanking his lucky stars that everyone just assumes it's Iverson's fault that his team stinks, rather than assigning any real blame to the first year coach. I mean, after all, isn't it at least possible that Curry is just a really horrible coach and that's why Detroit is this bad? Hamilton did complain about Curry's decision to make him a sub, and Sheed did throw a towel at Curry last night. I'm just sayin'.

Blogger AnacondaHL said...
Dan and Dan: Sounds like it's time for Fun Stat Time feat. Mario West 08-09!

Hawks GP: 57
Hawks record: 32-25 (56%)
Mario GP: 33
Hawks record when Mario doesn't play: 13-11 (54%)
Hawks record when Mario gets a SUPER Mario: 1-2 (33%)
Hawks record when Mario gets a Mario: 9-4 (69%)
Hawks record when Mario plays 1min+: 9-8 (53%)
Hawks record when Mario plays 4+ minutes: 3-5 (38%)
Hawks record when Mario plays 10+ minutes: 0-1 (0%)

So by bawful deduction, letting Mario achieve the stat named after himself will net the Hawks more chance to win, hence why the stat is named after him! QED.

Sources: Yahoo!, basketball-reference

Anonymous Wormboy said...
CURSE YOU MATT BAWFUL!!!!!

Once again I will start having nightmares about that Kings-Lakers Game 6. And, by association, the Blazers-Lakers series where the Blazers were jobbed. {Ugh! Flashbacks of Arvydas Sabonis standing absolutely motionless, hands straight in the air, as Shaq shambles into him and gets a foul call. :(}

OK, Ralph Nader's jumping into the fray was downright bizarre. But I suspect I speak for many of us when I say that it was these events in the Shaq-Kobe Lakers "dynasty" that convinced me that the NBA was not on the up and up. When the profit motive gets large enough, it outweighs any drive for integrity and the system distorts. Like light around a black hole, baby. And David Stern is the black hole.

I've never really had faith in the NBA's playoff officiating since. And, sadly, that sentiment has been validated often enough. D Wade's potpourri of fouls shots against Dallas. The raping of Phoenix by San Antonio.

Why O why did you need to remind me that my favorite May-June entertainment is fixed? Curse you! :(


PS You could write a month of columns on those games I mentioned alone. That is truly the most awful of pro basketballl.

Blogger benschon said...
Yams: the Blazers-Spurs game was in San Antonio, not Portland. Still a big win for them with two of the big three out. The Blazer defense is really getting exposed.

Brendan K: Steve Blake was actually 0-2 from 3PT. He didn't have any free throw attempts. Still epic fail.

Blogger Wild Yams said...
benschon, my bad on that. That makes a big difference, actually. IMO Portland's nowhere near as good on the road as they are at home. They probably still should have won that game though, but for me that makes the Clips win the bigger upset.

*sigh* Here we go again with the nonsense about how the league was trying to get the Lakers to win the title in 2000-2002. People with an extreme anti-Laker bias only remember the questionable things that went in their favor, and conveniently forget the things that didn't. People never mention the highly suspicious pro-Kings end for Game 5 that gave the Kings a 1 point win in that 2002 series, just like people never mention stuff like Brian Shaw's suspension in that Blazer series in 2000.

You want to blame someone for losing those series? Blame Sacramento and Portland. Blame Sacramento for losing Game 1 at home. Blame Sacramento for coughing up a 24 point lead in Game 4 in LA. Blame Sacramento for missing 14 of 30 free throws in Game 7. Blame Portland for losing Games 3 and 4 at home (in decisive fashion in Game 4). Blame Portland for not scoring a point for almost 10 minutes in the 4th quarter of Game 7. If there is a conspiracy, then evidently both of those teams were in on it, cause they really stunk up the joint plenty on their own without any help from the refs.

Blogger chris said...
AnacondaHL: Nice slithering into the world of statistical lacktivity. I commend your work. :D

So Mario West has 13 Marios this year? I assume he's still the league leader in his own category. (Due to lack of playing time, I don't think that's the case for Jake Voskuhl and his namesake stat.)

Blogger stephanie g said...
Ricky Davis is another player who if he's on your team -- even if he barely plays -- is an omen that the team is about to have a historical collapse.

Anonymous AK Dave said...
Matt-

Was that "ice beam" in reference to Metroid? If so, you rule, and you would like this link.

Anonymous AK Dave said...
Erg. Link Fail.

Try this

Blogger lordhenry said...
Thank God, I was worried Matt would go on and on about how the celtics "need" Marbury and that he would be a great help to the team. I'm tired of reading that crap from the espn.com writers. I'm a lakers fan, and I want to beat the celtics in the finals. If the celtics get derailed with marbury's crap then we get deprived of another LA Boston series. That was some good basketball last june, and I want Kobe and company to have another shot at the best team in basketball--the champs. Winning during the regular season is great, but I think it could still be a different story with the title on the line.

Anonymous AK Dave said...
GAAAH! Double Link-Fail.

Last effort

And in case that doesn't work, here's the damn URL
http://metroidmetal.com/songs.html

Anonymous DKH said...
Going to have to nominate the Rockets-Cavs refs for a WoTN. They have ignored an amzaing number of Rocket blocks on Cavalier drives, and now the Cavs are forced into a ton of pull-up jumpers. The Rockets have the refs to thank more than themselves for Cleveland's poor offense today.

This makes me especially thrilled to watch the Lakers-Suns game later. Are there any questions as to who the league picked to win that game?

Anonymous dunskside said...
here's printscreen that maybe you can use. check out the caption on the image. apparently the AP didn't get the memo about that suns-bobcats trade that sent diaw to charlotte. and they call themselves a news agency ...
(suns #3 is jared dudley, by the way)

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now related to the bulls:
i will post a little later in more detail why i think this, but the idea is that hinrich is overrated as a defender and his reputation and the fact that he is a fan favorite (i blame the big white hope syndrome for this) might make dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks vinny play him over rose.

as i have said before, paxson loves hinrich so much that he ignores the fact that hinrich's presence hurts the team. vdn (maybe fearing for his job) turns to his inner larry brown (or skiles) and goes with the veterans when it really matters, robbing bulls' young players of valuable experience and stunting their growth. this is why trading hinrich and keeping thabo would have been the right thing to do and why i consider not doing so to be another failure by paxson.

making things even worse, vdn tends to keep rose and tyrus on the bench for long stretches in the 4th quarter even when they played great up to that point. this despite the fact that, just as Henry Abbott said, the bulls should keep an eye on the future and at least develop their young players, even if this means losing a game or two this season.

Anonymous dunkside said...
Oh, and there was a Reggie Miller special last night. While discussing a statement made by Artest, Reggie sais something like "some things he says make you stretch your head". I hope someone else can confirm that I heard it correctly.

In any case, I'm not a native English speaker, but I think my English is pretty decent and I have never heard this expression before. In fact I googled it and I came to the conclusion that there really isn't such a thing (unless you talk about stretching the muscles in your neck or something) and that he really meant "stretch your brain". I can only think that since Reggie doesn't have a brain to stretch he resorts to stretching the next best thing.

Blogger AnacondaHL said...
dunkside: I heard it, but I missed what Reggie said because of what Ron Artest said just before that (I've got it recorded for Thursday's WotN, and it will be explained).

To answer your question, the phrase is usually "scratch your head" or "stretch your imagination", and frankly if Reggie HAD gotten it right I would have been more surprised.

Blogger BadDave said...
Oh, AK Dave. So sad. No, it's not to Metroid. It's to the mecca of all things awesome.

http://www.drhorrible.com/

It's not enough to bash in heads. You've got. To. Bash. In. Miiiiiinds!

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