T-Mac

After enduring the umpteen-millionth criticism for his teams' fourth quarter collapses and his many and sordid playoff failures, Tracy McGrady has officially admitted what we all already knew: He's to blame.

"It's my fault. It's my fault we missed free throws. It's my fault we lost both games. Blame me. It's my fault we fouled to tie the game up. That's my fault. It's my fault they get easy layups. It's my fault we're not executing well on the offensive end. It's my fault a couple people in the stands ordered Heinekens and they got Budweiser. It's my fault. I'm sorry."

T-Mac can't be serious....can he?

"I am serious. It's my fault. Everything is my fault. It's my fault. It's T-Mac's fault. Everybody's blaming me. The Suns (for being down 2-0 to the Spurs). I mean, everybody. That's what it seems like. It's my fault. I'm out there by myself."

But, but, but...wouldn't things be totally different if Rafer Alston and Yao Ming hadn't gotten hurt?

"That's another one of my faults: That Rafer got hurt and Yao got hurt. It's my fault. I'm sorry."

Wow. Well, apology accepted. For the record, we're all sorry for you too, Tracy. And two games from now, we'll be really sorry for you.

Tracy McGrady Is The Reason You Sometimes Feel Lonely [Deadspin]

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22 Comments:
Anonymous dunpizzle said...
It's T-Mac's fault my xbox360 broke down.

Blogger m. Alana said...
It's T-Mac's fault that my brother's plane is delayed, meaning he's going to have to spend the night in - hey! - Houston.

And wtf.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
LMAO. I like that by T-Mac, 'specially the 'heineken..budweiser' thing. And I agree with him. (his sarcasm)

Anonymous Nick F. (Buck Nasty) said...
This explains why I can't stop cursing T-Mac at night, when I'm laying alone.

He's also play-off cancer. His teammates can just give up in the playoffs, let him take over, then get disappointed in the first round, again. He's like some kind of lazy-eyed Michael Jordan.

Except he won't ever win a championship......or become the greatest basketball player of all time. Sorry, T-Mac.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
My coffee is cold. Could that be...?

~LJ

Blogger stephanie g said...
T-Mac is responsible for the devaluation of the U.S. dollar.

It's T-Mac's fault I have a canker sore. It's also his fault that I'm so pessimistic and cynical.

Screw you, T-Mac.

Anonymous Shrugz said...
OMG is he the reason why I have to work OT sometimes???!!!

Anonymous Todos Po'caralho said...
are those quotes for real?!?!fuu!!
that's the spirit of a quiter, i think... and if i think this way, it must be t-mac's fault to!

Anonymous Cona said...
quick update: the rockets are winning by 4 in utah?? near the end??
it seems that mister fault for everything isn't all that powerfull!


maybe we should blame this one on stern's button! i don't know, not watching the game...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
why y'all hatin' on T-mac so much,especially the bloggers on basketbawful...he's done his best to carry his "depleted" team this far (won at Utah tonight bcoming the only team to beat them twice at home) and he's always had pretty crappy teams, sort of...and he has bad luck playing very good teams int the first round, something which the other teams don't always do.

So quit hatin' on him. T-Mac's awesome

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Anonymous caseta said...
Here's some material for your WOTN: the announcers of the Wizards - Cavs game. Stevenson kept doing the "can't feel my face" thing, and they kept talking about how no one can see him. They were thinking his gesture meant he was hiding or something. Quite annoying, especially after all the talk during the past couple of weeks. I wonder what they think Mutombo's wagging finger means ... perhaps "do you want to smell my finger ?"

Anonymous james said...
wait, so does this take the blame off of kobe?

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Well, last night was, pretty much, T-Mac's fault that the Jazz lost the game.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
"Well, last night was, pretty much, T-Mac's fault that the Jazz lost the game."

Uh, not based on what I see.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/recap?gid=2008042426

Sure he brings the Rockets close, but almost bricks the game at the end as well.

It was Landry's drawn foul that gave the Rockets 93-86 lead (opposed to 92-86), Tracy's screwup offensive foul allowing the Jazz to 93-92 (opposed to 92-92), and Landry's block that saved the lead for the win (no OT).

It's annoying that most media members just blindly give McGrady a free pass, other than maybe Tony K on PTI. That's "why y'all hatin' on T-mac so much", because at some point 7 first round exits has to mean something.

Anonymous JR said...
hilarious caseta...

tmac is just a real life exhibition of learned helplessness. I think its gotten to the point where we have to recognise tmac as the bizarro kobe...

Blogger Mike said...
"Here's some material for your WOTN: the announcers of the Wizards - Cavs game. Stevenson kept doing the "can't feel my face" thing, and they kept talking about how no one can see him. They were thinking his gesture meant he was hiding or something. Quite annoying,"

Actually, and I'm getting quite annoyed at this, the Hand-Waving-Infront-Of-The-Face gesture is "You Can't See Me" started by one John Cena of WWE and The Marine fame. He started using it as part of his gimmick about two, two and a half years ago now. Those announcers were actually spot on. Everyone else who thinks that it means that he can't feel his face or he's cooling off his hot hand is just plain wrong.

Anonymous Shrugz said...
how's this hating?
making fun of someone's sarcastic comments is hating?
I guess that means anyone making fun at anyone's expense is hating
all comedians are hating?
people just need to lighten up and the world would be a lot friendlier

Blogger Lipsome123 said...
anon #6 pretty much has it right. I keep seeing things about T-mac being great in the 4th quarter....really?? 2-8 shooting, bad fouls, leaving Okur wide open for a 3 is good? He was saved by his teammates.

Blogger BadDave said...
shrugz. I hate you.

Anonymous Shrugz said...
aww thanks I hate you too LOL

Anonymous Joao Badalo said...
is t-mac's fault that everything is he's fault?????

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