probably because they're so baby smooth

How did I miss that he shaves them?

The best thing about it was that Tyson lingered there for a good 10 seconds or so, or at least it seemed like that long. Dirk did that stupid flop a few seconds later, probably to get Tyson unattached from his perfectly smooth armpits. I hate flopping but I'll forgive Dirk if this is the case.

Also, I don't think Steve Nash even got that intimate with Dirk.

I thought it was European to not shave the pits. Or is that just for the women?

I approve of manscaping.

Dear B-Bawful - I know it's the playoffs and all and I'm all excited about The Dirk's pits and Derek Fisher's ball-to-the-head defense and the Hawks' unstoppable progress to the finals.

But - Isiah is gone. No more GM duties, no more coaching duties. Reassigned by Walsh to the Sit Quiet in That Corner Department.

And no WoTN love for that? I mean, Isiah is a giant of WoTN. When they make the WoTN hall of fame, he's in the first ballot. He's the all time WoTN MVP. He brought his WoTN best game every night.

And yeah, I know - he sort of went out with a whimper, not the climatic bang we all expected (pun sort of intended). But still... He's not even featured in the new site banner (which has only ONE current Knick in it)!

C'mon - you owe to yourself and to Isiah, a last salute to a man who gave some much to the very worst of professional basketball.

ticktock6 -- I guess you're just one of those freaks who doesn't check out male armpits. What the hell is wrong with you??

anne -- I'm pretty sure Dirk could press charges if he wanted to. That can't be legal, can it?

wild yams -- No, you're right. Dirk's just one of the rare Euro chicks who shaves...(s)he's Americanized.

stephanie g -- I do too.

don paco -- You're right, sir. And Isiah will be getting his soon enough. Right now I'm focused on the playoffs. But there will be an NBA "Worsties" feature, and Isiah has already won the gold.

so you shave your pits basketbawful?

how about bikini waxing? LOL

shrugz -- No, I don't shave, but I trim them. Started to a few years ago when I was getting ready for my pickup league one night and I noticed that, even when my arm was hanging straight down, a tuft of fur was visible. Looking like Teen Wolf is pretty much where I draw the line.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh HAHAHAH that's understandable
although it looks like dirk waxes it lol
if he had a little hair I'm sure tyson wouldn't have his nose there

Rumor has it that after Game 1 Dirk has decided to grow his pits out so that if Tyson tries to pull the ole "buried in the armpit" defense again this time he'll get some wicked stubble burn on his face. Tune in tonight to see the carnage!

Hint: 9 out of 10 women prefer manscraping.

~LJ

i want my face in his pits.

MMMMMMMMMM, Sweet smell of armpits.

You know what guys? I have a big crush on Dirk Nowitzki! He's hairless armpit makes me even more drooling on him.

See me after the game, I'll let you smell the other one.