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Thursday, November 15, 2007

The Phil Jackson situation has taught us -- again -- that gay jokes aren't funny unless told by Ellen DeGeneres and emphasized by a personal anecdote from her life (which, of course, means that even when gay is funny, it's really not). So what does the following video clip teach us? Nothing more than the term "dribble penetration" can lead to an awkward but hilarious Freudian slip. On live television.

I'm not the least bit surprised this faux pas happened during a Clippers game. I would, however, like to have a peak at FSN reporter Christine Nubla's porn collection. Sounds like she's into some freaky shit.

Labels: Freudian slips, Los Angeles Clippers, Phil Jackson, sex

5 Comments:

djnumbers said...

Give her a break. She wasn't talking about sex. She was talking about the double team that's necessary after penetration in the lane. Oh wait...

11/16/2007 5:57 AM

Anonymous said...

Phil Jackson's comment wasn't offensive, it was hilarious. Gay jokes do not equal gay bashing.

11/16/2007 10:26 AM

Anonymous said...

I don't understand the "kick-out" refference Philly made. Could someone that is in touch with the homo-community please tell me what "kick-outs" have to do with Ass Spelunking. The penetration comment is obvious...but I'm uncertian how Butt Pirates use the "kick-out."

11/19/2007 9:33 AM

Anonymous said...

It just came to mind that the "kick-out" may be gay for "pull-out," which I'm VERY familiar with....but this begs the question....do Queers get pregnate in the butt when they are Gay-ing off and don't "kick-out?"

Maybe The Zen Master knows.

11/19/2007 10:30 PM

Hersey said...

LOL. I too found Phil's comment hilarious. This clip is better though. I wouldn't let her give any locker-room interviews- might get nasty.

11/20/2007 2:43 PM