Remember those bribe allegations made against The Mailman? They've been dropped.
An Idaho judge has ruled that allegations against former Utah Jazz basketball player Karl Malone of bribery, perjury, racketeering and unjust enrichment be dismissed from court. Former business partner Sid Davis filed the allegations of misconduct against Malone in August for allegedly offering a $25,000 bribe to take the blame for an illegal elk hunting trip. One cause of action filed against Malone Properties, which Karl Malone serves as president, claiming breach of contract, remains in effect, according to the ruling by 6th District Judge Randy Smith.I always get a little misty-eyed when true justice is served, especially when it's served in the form of a Karl Malone-sized elbow to some vital organ. And now that all this legal mumbo jumbo* is out of the way, Karl can get back to doing what he does best...working out his hulking physique. You go, Karl.* The term "mumbo jumbo" is African (dialect unknown) for "an idol or god believed to protect the people from evil and terrorize the women into subjection." Seriously.
"Malone...once again den[ies] any liability on any of the stated claims," wrote Malone's attorneys Katie Fontenot and J. Randall Call. "We expect that the remaining causes of action against Malone...will also be dismissed in the future."
"Karl Malone thinks Karl Malone is one sexybitch. That's what Karl Malone thinks."