forward/thug Keyon Dooling
clocked Ray Allen
last night, spicing up what would have been an otherwise humdrum 113-104 win
for the Seattle Supersonics
. Of course, Allen precipitated the decking by intentionally elbowing Dooling in the chest, then countered it with a full-body tackle and three loving punches to Dooling's face. Hilarity ensued.
Of course, this Seattle newspaper
would have you believe the fight started because Keyon was anally raping Ray in full view of thousands of spectators, and that's
why Ray reacted. Believe whatever you want. Fights happen, yada, yada, yada. What made this scuffle more fun than usual was the fact that Dooling tried to chase Allen down in the locker room, with live cameras following him WWE
-style. I'm sure you'll agree with me when I say that was totally sweet.
Between this incident and Kobe
(who's taken to calling himself "The Mamba
") laying out Mike Miller
with a forearm shiver
, is there any doubt left that Vince McMahon
is scripting the 2005-06 NBA
season? Dress codes
, trade demands
, sinister-yet-laughable nicknames, poorly choreographed fights, locker room tunnel chases, grown men wearing tights
...I'm telling you, I haven't had this much fun since WrestleMania 3
Since David Stern
and his Anti-Fun Police have seized any cool pictures of the fight, here's an artist's rendition starring The Incredible Hulk
."Keyon will smash Ray Allen to pieces...then eat pieces!!"