The NBA cares: I am not sure if this is what David Stern had in mind for community outreach. The girl that J.R. is texting with is in high school, showing that Smith is always ready to give something, possibly the pipe, to young students, providing that they are female and make seductive use of emoticons. 

It's safe to assume that the pipe in question is J.R. Smith's penis, but if it isn't, the NBA has an even bigger public relations issue. All and all, this screen-cap was enough to keep the following line out of the headlines.
After a brief conversation with the police, World Peace put on his Cookie Monster pajamas and accompanied them outside.
OK, J.R. and his pipe didn't entirely keep that story out of the headlines

Blogger Britches Barnaby said...
this is obviously the next cheap tactic tobacco companies are using to get at america's youth. won't let them advertise on tv, radio or near schools? well, they'll send professional athletes on twitter to hassle your children with innuendo. j.r. smith is a modern day joe cool camel with his dick out. the more things change the more they stay the god damn same! i don't mind if mr. smith enjoys smoking his tobacco from a pipe, but he sure as hell better back away from my kids.

Blogger Wormboy said...
@always dude your best: Best comment of 2013 so far.

Blogger Glenn said...
"modern day joe camel with his dick out" fucking fantastic.