An overwhelming feeling of regret strikes Pistons owner Tom Gores when he realizes "Wait, I bought this team?"Only three games tonight as we get ready for the regular season's last hurrah tomorrow. To help fill the time, you may want to check out this website if you're in the mood to be brainfucked:
Chicks With Steve Buscemi Eyes.
Worst of the Night in Pictures:
Caption This!(Oh, I have a feeling this will get some interesting responses...)
1) "Just throw your hands in the air, and wave 'em like you just don't care"2) Keith Smart is secretly a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man
Nationally Televised Games:Bulls at Knicks, TNT, 8pm: The Bulls need to win this one to avoid a season sweep by the Knicks, and Tom Thibodeau insists he will not rest his starters. Gotta admit, this is a lot more interesting of a game than I first anticipated.
Spurs at Lakers, TNT, 10:30pm: Looking at these teams just a couple weeks ago compared to now... did we enter some crazy alternate universe where these teams switched places? Should I be concerned about other things in this crazy new reality? Human sacrifice? Dogs and cats living together? Mass hysteria?
All The Other Games:Grizzlies at Frail Blazers, 10pm: This game is important for seeding. Can't really say I anticipated
that just a few months ago. Gotta love the NBA. Also, speaking of the Frail Blazers, here's an
interesting piece from Basketball Prospectus on which teams have been most affected by injury.
Labels: Bawful After Dark
"Z, I'm this close to deporting you"
the Maloofs are not only not sure they can get enough votes to call up the Mayflower vans...
They are potentially in $75 million in debt to the Association IN ADDITION to $77 million to Sacramento.
As one Purple Paupers fan joked on Royalty in that thread...
"here we strand."
this could be good folks
You are a mother fucker. Because I checked this site right before going to bed, and clicked the Chicks with Steve Buscemi Eyes.
I cannot sleep. I want to vomit. I cry for the zombie apocalpyse. I'm getting on board the Event Horizon and I'll see you in hell.
- Bad Dave
p.s. Thanks for you know, writing and stuff.
"Francine, look how close they are." "Damn, are they close."
And of course:
"Why I play with my Super friends? 'Cos I'm soooo small..."
We're expecting this much contribution from Bosh in the playoffs....
But I'm quite surprised by the fact that not only did our scrubs put up a fight, they actually had the lead at one point. Granted, Bynum left the game with what could be a serious injury but these are the defending champs we're talking about. And the worst part is, they were trying really hard to beat San Antonio's practice squad. My God, Kobe even had the scowl on.
BadDave -- I warned you. But yeah, there's still no way to prepare yourself for how horrifying those pictures are. (That being said, when's Boardwalk Empire coming back? Buscemi's fantastic in that show.)
Bing -- It's like the first leaves budding on the trees.
By the way, I love this blog. Stumbled upon it by accident about a year ago. Great read. Drew, UK