"YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP. I'VE YELLED SO MUCH I'M HALF-DEAF."
Short post tonight, kinda pressed for time. So in the meantime, you absolutely, definitely must watch this video from The Basketball Jones
. It includes David Stern jacked up on 4Loko and angel dust. What else do I need to say to pique your interest?Worst of the Night in Pictures:
"Coach, why do you wear gray jackets with black shirts every damn night?" Calm down, Hickson. It's just a layup. "It's okay, Thaddeus. Those mean ol' bullies are just jealous of your awesome name"Nationally Televised Games:Celtics at Bulls, TNT, 8pm:
Do yourself a favor and go read through Hardwood Paroxysm's Twitter feed
. He spent most of the early afternoon trying to get Bulls and Celtics fans to trade barbs. Highly entertaining. I even briefly got in on the action
with an Antoine Walker reference. Sadly, the 140 character limit prevented me from tacking on a joke about how the Celtics would have dominated if the NBA added a four-point shot line.Frail Blazers at Jazz, TNT, 10:30pm:
I'm positively on pins and needles to see if Gordon Hayward can drop 22 points again tonight!
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