This post was made in honor of Patrick Bateman.
Labels: 2010 NBA Finals, American Psycho, comics, Kobe Bryant, Patrick Bateman, press conferences
Editor's note: In case you didn't recognize it, this post owes a giant tip 'o the hat to the classic "Dicks, Pussies, and Assholes" speech from Team America: World Police. And Kevin Garnett's potty mouth, of course.
Labels: comics, Derek Fisher, Doc Rivers, Kevin Garnett, Kobe Bryant, Phil Jackson, press conferences, Rajon Rondo, Team America Fuck Yeah
*There really is a briefcase toilet. No, really.
Labels: 2009 NBA Finals, Orlando Magic, press conferences, Stan Van Gundy
I thought you peeps would get a kick out of these magical press conference moments from the 2009 NBA Playoffs. Highlights include Gregg Popovich asking if he's getting punked, Ron Artest being Ron Artest and a topless Birdman.
Labels: Chris "The Birdman" Andersen, Gregg Popovich, NBA playoffs, press conferences, Ron Artest
Since it's one of those crappy days on which I've got nothing better to offer you, here's something stupid I did last February right after Bonzi Wells and Mike James were traded from the Houston Rockets to the New Orleans Hornets. I had just picked up Comic Book Creator 2.0 and was having a blast messing around with it (which is why you might have noticed an explosion of word balloons here and in my Deadspin columns). This comic portrayal of the Hornets' post-trade press conference was originally created solely for the purpose of entertaining the Basketbawful crew...but since I'm suffering from a bad case of blogger's block, here you go.
Labels: Bonzi Wells, Byron Scott, Mike James, press conferences, Yao Ming
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