NIGHTMARE FUEL
The NBA D-League Fort Wayne Mad Ant's mascot (made famous by JE Skeets years ago on Deadspin as "
Nightmare Ant") doesn't mess around. When Mad Ant wants something, he gets it. And he wants to be in a Sportscenter commercial, so he's going to make ESPN an offer they can't refuse...
Labels: Mad Ant, NBA mascots, nightmare fuel, The Godfather
I know you didn't make this, but just an announcement from your friendly neighborhood science geek.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMbTnXFgGP8
Stephen Jackson: The Season
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Video-Kobe-Bryant-tells-a-ridiculous-Kwame-Brow?urn=nba-wp9177
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/12/sports/basketball/owners-and-players-divided-by-push-to-restructure-the-nba.html?_r=1&hp
http://tinyurl.com/62wn6nr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riDAwDlVln0&feature=youtu.be
Highlights:
- Stern goaltending Kobe
- Stern taking a chainsaw to a pizza in a kitchen as LeBron and Kobe watch in horror
- The Detroit Pistons bleeding to death on a hospital bed
- Stern being gay married to Time Warner and going into a room to presumably consummate the deed
- LeBron getting owned by a panda