"Hmm... I wonder where I can get a sweet lunchbox to go with my backpack..."
In NBA tattoo news (that amazingly does not include Birdman Andersen), Monta Ellis got a forest tattooed on his chest
. That's some serious attention to detail. You can almost expect a squirrel to come scampering out of his jersey during a game next season.Ridiculous stat of the day
: "Last 10 NBA seasons: Teams have trailed by 15+ pts in last five mins of 4,970 games (RS and playoffs). DAL became only winner last night."Worst of the Night in Pictures:
Okay, points for creativity, I guess? I guess Durant's less impressed by your body paint than I am. Sorry dudes.Nationally Televised Games:Bulls at Heat, TNT, 8:30pm (Heat lead series 2-1)
: Can we please
stop talking about Joakim Noah's anti-gay slur and subsequent fine? His new-found complete and total inability to put a basketball through a hoop is far more interesting, considering he is, after all, a professional basketball player.
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